play-ratio

The ratio between the amount of play (any sexual relation) one gets to the amount of times potential play opportunity was squandered. The number is often uncalculatable and must be equal to or greater than zero. This metric is typically used to quantify a man's sexual fitness

I missed Sarah's "you up?" text last night, my play-ratio is at an all time low!

by burlybiker April 24, 2022

FFB Rating

False Fringe-Bounce Rating:

The % of greens per 9 holes of golf that sap your ball of all energy and make your round more painful

Here Kevin, what's the FFB Rating of the Orchard?
It's 55% today due to rain

by FFB guy May 2, 2022

Garnishable Ratio

The ratio of your wages to how many kids you have essentially leaving you broke. A tool that is used by potential Baby Mama's to see how breedable you are. When trading up they are climbing that GR Ladder

Me : Damn bro. Dale's Baby Mama done left him. She climbing that Garnishable Ladder.

Paul :. What's his Garnishable Ratio ?

Me:. 5 kids on $50000. So he's 10000. Her new man got none on $100000.

Paul: Bitch be climbing that GR ladder.

by BandanaMan🧝 May 19, 2022

The Rationalization Division

okay, very epic clan, attak all klans!!!! AOS, GKK, Kal, UKK, Hells Angel (fr dead lmao), skids who claim they have otax and so on11!!1! very epik, suber religious, very intelligent, big brain, coding goes brr!!!!!1!!!1!!111!1 1010100110101010101010101101010110 <---- very hard to decifer!11!!!! very haxxor, aos caca my ass cuz mad no bithce!!! ze owner is pro and studi cosmos internet epik, he no liek skid = aos cuz mad, no like wannabe h!tler lik gkk, no like cp pedo simps like ukk, osad = 🤮, we no lik gay :(((((((((((

C0ncealed: bro goc suk gkk dik, we no do zat we haxx and red bok!!!! nerd
Kutasek: i cum to hous

By C0ncealed, best epik brain of The Rationalization Division

by C0ncealed June 17, 2022

Fantastic Ratio

The ideal ratio of females to males in a super team. Generally 20% to 25% females to males. Based on the Fantastic Four created by Stan Lee. Phrase coined by Ethan Van Sciver.

"Why is The JACK Show so good?" Shane
"Because they use the fantastic ratio" Yanzi

by Perth Comics August 3, 2022

Natural Ratio

When your comment gets more likes than the post you commented on, but you didn't intend for that to happen.

Guy 1 makes a post on Twitter. Guy 2 comments on said post, and gets more likes than him.
Guy 1: Dude! Did you just ratio me?
Guy 2: Uh... It looks like it.
Guy 1: Why though??
Guy 2: I didn't intend to ratio you!
Guy 1: Oh. So, I guess it was just a natural ratio.

by TheRandomGuy_BD August 4, 2022

Tattoo Ratio

A phrase describing the direct correlation between the number / eccentricity of attractive tattoos and the emotional instability and un-datability of a hot person.

Yeah Jessie is hot but she’s really high on the tattoo ratio so don’t get your hopes up.

by WordOfTheDay83 January 19, 2023