Pleeb

A nerd so nerdy that other less nerdy nerds make fun of him/her. (This only applies to people over the age of 12.)

Nerd: I really enjoy Star Wars.

Pleeb: Well, I own the limited edition gold plated Han Solo in Carbonite collector plate. I paid $950.00 for it on eBay.

Nerd: You're a fucking pleeb, dude.

by alxorange November 7, 2009

plectrum

A plectrum is a device for plucking or strumming a stringed instrument. In guitars, banjos, and similar instruments, the plectrum is a separate tool held in the player's hand. In harpsichords, the plectra form part of the mechanism of the instrument.

I need a plectrum to play my guitar as well as I can.

Here you go, I have a bag of plectra, so you can keep it.

by Tye and David August 31, 2008

Plexy

Meaning neat or 'cool'. It's more hipster than "awesome", without the doucheyness of saying "deck."

"I just bought a new phone, check it out!"
"That's plexy! Play some Templerun"

by ALEKSANDER May 17, 2012

It's About Butthole Pleasures

Catch phrase that Mooj meant to say in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin"; life and sex are the best through a chick's pooper

Mooj: Life is about butthole pleasures.

Andy Stitzer: It's about butthole pleasures.

Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah.

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

plexi

One who has their head so far up their ass they need a plexiglass window in their stomach to see where they are going.

Ralph Nader sure is a plexi!

by mj_oblio February 29, 2004

plenty of fish

A space time continuum where fat and sad girls alike congregate to find mates, sex, and targets for mental abuse and extreme friends zoning is also a spot where deceiving girls take side profile pictures in a filthy mirror to throw you off and fool yous into thinking that grease spot in the mirror is extra tit do not make this mistake

Hey dude I been using plenty of fish!
Dude bro, John. Its plenty of whales. Every girl I met had "trust issues"

by tommybatts February 18, 2015

please

The one word that will never grant a man oral sex from a woman.

"Yo, can I get a blowjob?"
"...No."
"Please?"

by Jake Throckmorton January 14, 2007