oxymoron

the brand of cleaning stuff from Sheep in the Big City. It's alleged to be the only detergent with the power of an ox.

"It's not entirely your fault. That shirt is dirty because you're not using oxymoron detergent! The detergent with the power of an OX! HAHAHA!"
-Jay Leno as Oxymoron guy

"BUY IT NOW!"
-Oxymoron Guy

"Ba-aaa-aa-a"
-the sheep

by B1K (A.K.A. B1K) October 5, 2011

Oxymoron

A pairing of words that conflict or contradict each other.

Fan Dub
Rap Music
Intelligent Democrat
Free Healthcare
Stupid Jap
Honest Politician
Communism Works
Sober Irishman
Courageous French
English Cuisine
Talented DeviantART

To make a shitty English clip of an anime and call if a "Fandub" is an oxymoron.

by アキバ October 29, 2009

Mike OxLong

the cringest way to rickroll someone

Me: Who is mike
Innocent bystander: idk
Me: Mike Oxlong

by Man1234567898765434567u8ioi876 March 3, 2022

O X I R

Someone who is getting irl pked by Alex|Mc as we speak

O X I R Got irl pked by Alex|Mc

by Alex|Mc October 18, 2008

oxytocin

A spelling, based on mispronunciation common in Eastern Kentucky, of the drug oxycontin.

I hid a bottle of oxytocin in the ceiling when the cops pulled up.

by Hillboy July 20, 2006

Oxy Rouge

The red colour in one's cheeks after snorting oxycontin

Wow Chris, That really gave you the oxy rouge. It looks like you are blushing.

by stoCAZ July 13, 2007

Oxy Copperfield

Simular to a David Copperfield, the difference being you pop a huge zit on her back instead of spitting.

My face was so broke out with zits I decided to give her an Oxy Copperfield.

by Intercaust February 4, 2004