internet nerd

Someone who's play Counter-Strike and/or use any form of internet lingo.
ie. 'pwn', '1337' etc.
An internet junkie is someone who spends the same amount of time on the internet as these people, but instead use good things: urbandictionary, erowid, pillreports and talk to friends.
A variation is the 'internet slut'.

by Diego August 30, 2003

CS nerd

Someone who is a complete nerd/geek, who plays Counter-Strike (CS) therefore this makes them feel they know everything about the military, when in reality they actually know very little as far as tactics and discipline. And they will never be able to join because they lack the physical prowess and emotiontional/mental hardness.

Come on man, let's go this place is full of CS nerds.

by Rob Fox May 4, 2006

Nerd Burn

An insult towards a non-nerd that makes a reference only nerds would understand.

Confused Non-nerd: Should I include my T1 line in my packing bag?

Nerd: Do you mean your Ethernet cord? You couldn't fit a T1 line in a bag!

Nerds within earshot: *laughter* Ohhhh! Nerd Burn!

by Ad F December 19, 2008

Cheese nerd

A insult that describes a specific variety of nerd. Used specifically towards nerds who are addicted video games and/or anime and they make it part of everything they do and say. Their appearance usually consists of:

- Poor hygiene
- Acne
- Are either extremely skinny or extremely overweight (rarely in between)
- Usually have very greasy unkempt hair
- Wear anime or fantasy themed shirts
- Are usually seen consuming snacks and beverages such as Cheeto's and Mountain Dew (Hence the term "Cheese Nerd)

They are also usually mild mannered unless talking about/playing Yugi-Oh, Naruto, and other anime/nerd subculture things. They are also most likely seen playing various anime card games, video games, or reciting lines from online/television phenomenons. The term originated from when I read a article on the internet about a certain webmaster's hatred for nerds where it said "cheesy nerds" and I misread it as "cheese nerd". As you can tel, the term is a pejorative one used to describe people of that description.

The only reason Caleb joined the football team is because he wanted to cover up the fact that he is really a cheese nerd and spends his lunch period playing Yugi-Oh and discussing when the new Pokemon game is coming out.

by Lexicon Devil February 17, 2008

King of the Nerds

A title given to the very select few. The requirements for such an honor include the ability to ask seemingly obvious questions, to know everything there is to know about transformers, to have a secret hand shake or signal, and to wear glasses. The title can only be obtained by the successful challenge and defeat of a former king in a math competion.

"What is e, o most noble King of the Nerds?"
"Why it's 2.718 of course you ruffian!"

by The King of the Nerds February 28, 2009

nerd level

Refering to the level of gameplay a person has reached in his most recent RPG game.

Level 1: Has beaten it once.
Level 2: Has beaten it twice and has attended a fan club meeting or convention.
Level 3: Has beaten it so many times that the programmers call him for advice.
Level 4: Is the president of the RGS's fan club.

Nigel hasn't been out of his house in three days! His nerd level must be through the roof!

by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003

Nerd Rage

When you merk someone online (pc,xbox,ps3 etc.) so badly, they go blind with rage

player1: HEADSHOT

player2: Omfg ur such a fagget fuck you bitch you suck ass stop playing this game omg you suck nerd gtfo fagget

player1: Nerd rage..

by UrDoneSon November 30, 2009