trivial matters

Trivial Matters: Things in life that have almost no value. A lot of people care too much about these things and some use these matters against others to boost their self esteem.

Mary: Karla misspelled you're on Facebook. That means she is stupid and I am better than her.
Amy: You should not judge people on trivial matters. She is probably very smart in her own way and that could have been a typo. It's Facebook! Chill out and stop caring about stupid stuff.

by Universal One Love October 27, 2013

my mate dave

The imaginary person who's always with you should you feel the need to use him.

(in the pub, at a table with one empty seat)

Randomer who wants the empty chair at your table: Hi is someone sitting here?

you: yes

Randomer: ...

You: My mate dave

by Slackjawjohn March 4, 2007

Soul Mate

Its a... well it’s like a best friend but more. Its the one person who knows you better then everyone else. Its the one who makes you a better person, actually they don’t make you a better person you do that yourself, because they inspire you. Its the one person who... knew you and exsepted you. Who believed in you before anyone else did, when no one else would.

Girl #1: OMG did you see him/her today they are so inspiring!!
Girl #2: Yup he’s my soul mate!!
Girl #1: YOU ARE SO LUCKY 🍀

by og_ryan23😍😍 April 22, 2018

matit

A term for pinning the gas pedal to the floor mats

Hey, if you dont matit we will never get away from the cops.

by evilends July 20, 2008

WTF, mate?

Originates from the End of the World flash movie, and was said by the Kangaroo before the world ended. Means literally "what the fuck, mate?" and is said in moments of confusion, surprise, or disgust. Is especially popular amoung slightly nerdy high school intellectuals who like flash movies like "Weebl and Bob" and "Homestar Runner."

Julie: Dude, we have a test in AP Chem today.
Bob: WTF, mate?

by Marina November 15, 2004

Matīss

Sexy size, good in bed, well-employed head!
People who know that women want to - outsider -
Impulsive and have a sober.

Matīss boy man

by skyblueboy May 12, 2009

matt bomer

A very attractive man who is admired by all. Thought by many to be the real Messiah. He saved us all from certain ugliness. His beautifulness overpowered all of the ugly in the world. His jaw line reserected all of the little brown eyed and brown haired children creating the Bomer race. This race is far more powerful than the Aryan Race, created by none other than Hitler. This Bomer Race wins with its brown eyes and brown hair against the blue eyed and blonde haired Hitler Youth. The Bomer Youth is superior. Heil Bomer.

Matt Bomer's Jawline Resurrected the Bomer Race.

by The real Messiah January 15, 2015