Monkey Strop 

An over-reaction to a less than worthy event. Often involves hitting, kicking, tears and melodrama, followed by sulking.

she's having a monkey strop about it

Monkey Strop by OsamaBinBad June 1, 2011

monkey puttzing 

random activities with no reason or defined outcome that passes the time pleasently

I spent 20 minutes monkey puttzing at work when I should have been trying to find the right wording for a report.

monkey puttzing by murryxramone June 22, 2011

Monkey Moore 

A peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. Firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male, at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a Moorey shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!

My god he just Monkey Moored her

Monkey Moore by Moore Fun July 22, 2011

Monkey in a person suit 

A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.

Paris Hilton is a monkey in a person suit. Hell you can see the zip.

Monkey in a person suit by Elburno October 3, 2011

Monkey Staircase 

Noun: a totally random interjection, event or act.

Verb:

1. to interject something totally random into conversation.

2. to perform a completely random act

Sheryl and I were having a normal conversation until Walter wandered by and monkey staircased us by shouting about Republicans.

Monkey Staircase by mouseodoom November 9, 2011

monkey patch

The hair on someone's lowermost back in a small patch. Usually where a girl would have her "tramp stamp"

"When I banged your sister doggystyle last night I wanted to comb her monkey patch, it was so thick"

monkey patch by JCizzero February 11, 2014

Monkey Toots 

When a hot girl has an audible fart.

I just heard a Monkey Toots

Monkey Toots by Rogerstown September 10, 2014