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End me

When you lose all will to resist death.
McDonald's manager: "Jeff, you're being transferred to a Detroit McDonald's"

Jeff to himself: "End me"
by Wakaran August 26, 2017
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freddie mercury

by KATTAY! June 24, 2003
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Pillar Men

Three half-naked, buff asf Aztec men who were once rock hard but still are after an epic awakening scene in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: Battle Tendency
???: Don't say "Awaken my Master's'" at 3am in the morning or else you'll summon THEM
You at 3 am, in front of the bathroom mirror after contemplating your life: Awaken my Masters?
PILLAR MEN: WHAMMU!! (Awaken theme but with earrape blasts out and you die after seeing the gay Aztec bois)
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meal ticket

(noun) A person, possibly a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, etc. who is kept around and close in order to be used, monetarily.
Though they had dated for years, John was nothing more than a meal ticket to Betsy. He was just a dumb, naïve fool that was there to be used, nothing more. Stupid fool believed someone actually loved him.
by Nikki Stixx September 25, 2019
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Megxit

They’re so greedy and thoughtless choosing to megxit at a time of such stress within the family
by Dyslexicdefinition January 9, 2020
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metalpecker

Woodpecker that pecks on metal objects, especially chimney caps.
The metalpecker woke me up this morning.
by chonk cat October 22, 2008
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Met my deductible

When you've paid for an expensive dinner with your date and now anticipate the rest of the night's entertainment might be free.
Damn. I hoped I had met my deductible paying for dinner and wine at that trendy restaurant, but she then asked me to drop her off at her friends!
by hodags1966 May 3, 2018
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