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Loves to mow the lawn and shout at disabled pigs. Loves to wear fake casts for fun as she think she will make friends but usually enjoys boys with hairy balls
Guy: omg I wish my girlfriend liked My hairy balls
Guy 2 : dude you need a Katie!!
Katie by Mati January 8, 2019
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A BITCH! SHE IS THE WORST A CLEETUS CAN GET!SHE THINKS EVERYONE STOLE HER DOG AND SHE HAS THE MEANEST LOOK! other than that she is ok
im a cup katie!
Katie by Cleeval January 14, 2019
Katie is just basically a fat Asian with no friends. Her parents have to pay people in her grade so it looks like she has friends. She is also extremely stupid and fails everything. Overall Katie sucks at everything and has no friends what so ever.
Teacher: Do you know the answer Katie?
Katie: No sorry Mrs
Student: Of course Katie doesn't know she is fucking dumb
Katie by swaglord02 February 12, 2019
Katie one of the nicest girls you will meet. She will always be there for you but man she can shake it down! When a Katie hits that dance floor nothing can stop her! Next thing you know she will be running around with a slinky in her hand.
Person 1: Look at that girl bust a move! And where did she get that slinky?!?
Person 2: Wow.. she must be a Katie.
Katie by junetastic March 2, 2019

katie bouman 

A girl who feminist and liberal media is using to persuade people that she is superior to the coding of the worlds fist image of a black hole. She’s made out to be the leading person of a team made up over 200 scientists around the world in the team effort to capture the image. She isn’t at all though. Andrew Cheal worked alongside Katie to code the picture and had written 850,000 lines of code out of 900,000. Leaving katie only doing nearly 6% of the work needed. So shoutout to my boy Andrew for grinding his ass off and not getting credit for it.
(Person 1) Without Katie Bouman we would’ve never gotten the worlds first image of a black hole.

(Person 2) Shut up you stupid feminazi, Andrew did most of the work and didn’t get shot for it...kys
katie bouman by Hualamayo15 April 13, 2019
Katie is one of the nicest people you’ll meet, but also one of the strangest. Katie likes to make everything weird, including innocent comments. She likes to think that she’s thick, which no shade, but she is not. She also likes many guys who are total no-lifers, and strives to get her Snapchat and Instagram clouted by the end of summer, however, she’s probably not gonna be successful with that.
That’s Katie, she’s nice, but don’t get too attached.
Katie by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019