itsjesuschrist569's definitions

Kevin

Someone who is very Asian. He often likes to buy shoes every week because he's rich. He shoots not so cool and everyone says he isn't good at shooting. e likes being Sam's sidekick too. So yeah he is actually Asian way too much and Asians shouldn't play basketball.

Eww, Kevin is with sam again and I saw that coming.

by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019

Joseph

Joseph is one of the most tryhard kids you’ll ever meet. He goes tryhard the most in soccer, which makes no difference since he’s clearly horrible at it. He sends streaks with mirror pictures which is okay, but should stop. He also likes Barcelona, which isn’t a trash team, but mostly is. Messi is a great soccer player, but Ronaldo is superior in many shapes and forms.

LOOK IT’S JOSEPH. HE’S HANGING OUT WITH NOAH ALLMOND AND PLAYING SOCCER. wHat a sUrpRisE

by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019

Logan

Logan is probably one of the strangest kids in the grade. He watches some extremely weird things, and likes to fart excessively in class, which is bothersome, yet funny. He also has the worst hairline (excluding Esteban’s) and is annoying sometimes. He also has a VERY interesting camera roll. :/

Person 1: ugh! it smells in here!
Person 2: it’s probably because of Logan and his farts

by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019

Cheyenne

Cheyenne is the type of girl who sounds like a bratty, spoiled kid, in which this case she is, but she’s also athletic. However the Cheyenne I know is trash at soccer. She’s currently playing with her age group instead of our U14 because she couldn’t take the challenge anymore. She also is only on Snapchat mostly and has no life. However if you ever need anyone to help you take bad mirror selfies or selfies in general, look to Cheyenne.

Ooh there’s Cheyenne. Let’s get her a psychologist, she thinks she’s cool.

by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019

Noah

Noah is not an intellect. He is probably the stupidest person you'll ever meet. He sucks at soccer and likes the piece of garbage that is Bayern Munich and supports Robert Lewandowski. Absolutely bonkers. Anyways. Noah is sort of a comedian. Most of the time, he makes people laugh, but only because those people must be bored out of their minds. Noah also is rich because he goes on a cruise each year. However, only lame kids go on a cruise. Last year, a girl named Emily went to space. He'll never be as cool as that Emily though. Noah also doesn't want to admit that he is gay and likes these 5 kids named Ayden, Carson, Zuriel, Trent, and Kevin. Overall he's an average dude, but kinda sucks.

Dang it. Noah's here. He's a buzzkill and ruins EVERYTHING. He's good at clash though.

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is okay. Ryan also is a girl. Ryan is very bad at soccer. She is quite possibly the best benchwarmer on the team though. Ryan also has very cute curly hair that’s ombré perfectly which leads to believe that Ryan has weird alien parents who created a perfect human, because nobody can possibly be that cool at birth. Anyways, she’s also very bad at math, but very good at being funny.

Woah, there’s Ryan. She multifaceted in some aspects, but still struggles with dating *cough cough

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019

Camilla

Camilla is a pretty cool person. Again like most people I know, bad at soccer. Wait, horrible. You know Alana dos Santos Aveiro, Cristiano Ronaldo’s inexperienced 1 year old? Better than Camilla. Camilla also has a very bad Instagram page, tryhard at its finest. If you see a Camilla, say hi to be nice, then run away.

Camilla is chill, but she’s a tad weird

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019