itsjesuschrist569's definitions

Mate

Someone who is your friend; a word used by Australians as well

Person 1: Hey Carl, what's up?

Person 2: Hey! Not much mate, it's been kind of boring lately

by itsjesuschrist569 March 4, 2019

Cheyenne

Cheyenne is the type of girl who sounds like a bratty, spoiled kid, in which this case she is, but she’s also athletic. However the Cheyenne I know is trash at soccer. She’s currently playing with her age group instead of our U14 because she couldn’t take the challenge anymore. She also is only on Snapchat mostly and has no life. However if you ever need anyone to help you take bad mirror selfies or selfies in general, look to Cheyenne.

Ooh there’s Cheyenne. Let’s get her a psychologist, she thinks she’s cool.

by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019

Kevin

Someone who is very Asian. He often likes to buy shoes every week because he's rich. He shoots not so cool and everyone says he isn't good at shooting. e likes being Sam's sidekick too. So yeah he is actually Asian way too much and Asians shouldn't play basketball.

Eww, Kevin is with sam again and I saw that coming.

by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019

Olivia

Olivia is the type of kid who has no social life and only likes to read books. She also studies WAY too much, which just proves my previous statement even more. She has really red cheeks which can be cute, but look like tomatoes half the time. She brings good snacks to school though. Unfortunately she can’t beat Joseph in a race though 🤷 ♀️

Ugh. It’s Olivia. You better run away befor she sulks and weeps to you about the death of a book character.

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is okay. Ryan also is a girl. Ryan is very bad at soccer. She is quite possibly the best benchwarmer on the team though. Ryan also has very cute curly hair that’s ombré perfectly which leads to believe that Ryan has weird alien parents who created a perfect human, because nobody can possibly be that cool at birth. Anyways, she’s also very bad at math, but very good at being funny.

Woah, there’s Ryan. She multifaceted in some aspects, but still struggles with dating *cough cough

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019

Katie

Katie is one of the nicest people you’ll meet, but also one of the strangest. Katie likes to make everything weird, including innocent comments. She likes to think that she’s thick, which no shade, but she is not. She also likes many guys who are total no-lifers, and strives to get her Snapchat and Instagram clouted by the end of summer, however, she’s probably not gonna be successful with that.

That’s Katie, she’s nice, but don’t get too attached.

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019

Logan

Logan is probably one of the strangest kids in the grade. He watches some extremely weird things, and likes to fart excessively in class, which is bothersome, yet funny. He also has the worst hairline (excluding Esteban’s) and is annoying sometimes. He also has a VERY interesting camera roll. :/

Person 1: ugh! it smells in here!
Person 2: it’s probably because of Logan and his farts

by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019