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Katie

Katie is one of the nicest people you’ll meet, but also one of the strangest. Katie likes to make everything weird, including innocent comments. She likes to think that she’s thick, which no shade, but she is not. She also likes many guys who are total no-lifers, and strives to get her Snapchat and Instagram clouted by the end of summer, however, she’s probably not gonna be successful with that.
That’s Katie, she’s nice, but don’t get too attached.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
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Anna

Anna is a really quiet person. She can be nice, but only if you don’t make fun of her. She makes weird faces when you say something she doesn’t get or that’s stupid, and sometimes looks like she’s constipated. She also likes to do TikToks as well, which is a bit sad.
There’s Anna, she’s quiet, so she won’t bother you much
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
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Logan

Logan is probably one of the strangest kids in the grade. He watches some extremely weird things, and likes to fart excessively in class, which is bothersome, yet funny. He also has the worst hairline (excluding Esteban’s) and is annoying sometimes. He also has a VERY interesting camera roll. :/
Person 1: ugh! it smells in here!
Person 2: it’s probably because of Logan and his farts
by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019
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Joseph

Joseph is one of the most tryhard kids you’ll ever meet. He goes tryhard the most in soccer, which makes no difference since he’s clearly horrible at it. He sends streaks with mirror pictures which is okay, but should stop. He also likes Barcelona, which isn’t a trash team, but mostly is. Messi is a great soccer player, but Ronaldo is superior in many shapes and forms.
LOOK IT’S JOSEPH. HE’S HANGING OUT WITH NOAH ALLMOND AND PLAYING SOCCER. wHat a sUrpRisE
by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019
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Camilla

Camilla is a pretty cool person. Again like most people I know, bad at soccer. Wait, horrible. You know Alana dos Santos Aveiro, Cristiano Ronaldo’s inexperienced 1 year old? Better than Camilla. Camilla also has a very bad Instagram page, tryhard at its finest. If you see a Camilla, say hi to be nice, then run away.
Camilla is chill, but she’s a tad weird
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
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Caisley

Caisley is the type of girl to make random innuendos with her friend Katie which make everyone uncomfortable, yet somehow is funny. She also has an okay Instagram account with “several” followers, and it’s a shame that she deletes all the good posts and leaves like 4, and she does this on repeat several times. She also likes to get guys to slide up on Snapchat, but has pathetic tries. She can make mad funny faces though.
Person 1: Who’s that girl with blonde hair?

Person 2: that’s Caisley. she’s chill, but she can annoy like that *snaps. She also is a bit weird, but most love her for it.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
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Mate

Someone who is your friend; a word used by Australians as well
Person 1: Hey Carl, what's up?

Person 2: Hey! Not much mate, it's been kind of boring lately
by itsjesuschrist569 March 4, 2019
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