itsjesuschrist569's definitions

Mate

Someone who is your friend; a word used by Australians as well

Person 1: Hey Carl, what's up?

Person 2: Hey! Not much mate, it's been kind of boring lately

by itsjesuschrist569 March 4, 2019

Ligma

Ligmaticosteoporiosis (more commonly known as Ligma) is a ravishing disease that has taken the lives of the ones we love such as Tyler Blevins (Ninja) and other Fortnite streamers. The disease starts easy and you can take medicine to prevent it from getting worse, but later stages of Ligma can cause nausea, diarrhea, and loss of Fortnite games. Ligma has been reviewed by popular news source Pew News and by Gloria Borger and Poppy Harlow.

Person 1: Hey, do you know why Ninja has been losing games?

Person 2: Oh yeah, it's because he has Ligma

by itsjesuschrist569 March 5, 2019

Noah

Noah is not an intellect. He is probably the stupidest person you'll ever meet. He sucks at soccer and likes the piece of garbage that is Bayern Munich and supports Robert Lewandowski. Absolutely bonkers. Anyways. Noah is sort of a comedian. Most of the time, he makes people laugh, but only because those people must be bored out of their minds. Noah also is rich because he goes on a cruise each year. However, only lame kids go on a cruise. Last year, a girl named Emily went to space. He'll never be as cool as that Emily though. Noah also doesn't want to admit that he is gay and likes these 5 kids named Ayden, Carson, Zuriel, Trent, and Kevin. Overall he's an average dude, but kinda sucks.

Dang it. Noah's here. He's a buzzkill and ruins EVERYTHING. He's good at clash though.

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is okay. Ryan also is a girl. Ryan is very bad at soccer. She is quite possibly the best benchwarmer on the team though. Ryan also has very cute curly hair that’s ombré perfectly which leads to believe that Ryan has weird alien parents who created a perfect human, because nobody can possibly be that cool at birth. Anyways, she’s also very bad at math, but very good at being funny.

Woah, there’s Ryan. She multifaceted in some aspects, but still struggles with dating *cough cough

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019

Camilla

Camilla is a pretty cool person. Again like most people I know, bad at soccer. Wait, horrible. You know Alana dos Santos Aveiro, Cristiano Ronaldo’s inexperienced 1 year old? Better than Camilla. Camilla also has a very bad Instagram page, tryhard at its finest. If you see a Camilla, say hi to be nice, then run away.

Camilla is chill, but she’s a tad weird

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019

Hannah

Hannah is probably one of the nicest yet meanest people you’ll meet. You think she’s joking when she says she’ll kick your a** but she will actually leave you on the ground injured. She also thinks she’s cool but clearly just needs to keep that to herself and vent to her friends. She also has some good taste in music. Lacks some though

There’s Hannah. She will end you if you talk bad about her.

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019

Selena

Selena is the type of kid to lock herself in her room and watch a bunch of PewDiePie videos because her sister absolutely hates her. She has no life as well because she only likes to watch vines and the occasional normal video. Selena also likes art but she’s very bad at it, and says the vine “I’m gay” a lot, which is a tad concerning.

Person 1: do you know anyone who can draw a portrait of my house for my living room?
Person 2: idk but just don’t ask Selena

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019