John the Baptist

Charismatic New Testament bible prophet. Named John at birth son of Zacharias and Elisabeth; he baptized Jesus Christ.

Baptized people to repentance with water at the Jordan river and was beheaded by King Herod Antipas.

John the Baptist ate locusts and wild honey.

by thedzone October 4, 2009

elton john

One of the greatest musicians EVER. Criticized by closed minded idiots because of his sexuality. Has made AWESOME songs like "Rocket Man" and "Tiny Dancer". Elton John rocks.

Elton John sung Rocket Man. 'Nuff said.

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

john prescott

Class hating northern twat.

Hates anyone who has money or tries to better themselves, believes he is a man of the people !!

Yeah, John the only people you represent are beer swilling embittered failures who resent everyone else who got up of their arses and got a real job.

Abject failure in every politic task he has been given.

Integrated Transport Policy - Total Fuck Up

More Homes in the South East - Total Fuck Up

More Rights to Pikey Scum - success

Oh Well thats all right then !!!

by Bonnie Bert May 3, 2005

John Wayne

The penultimate Western actor who kicks ass! He is also famous for his radical, ridiculous right-wing politics.

John Wayne is kick ass.

by Gdiddy361 December 7, 2004

Snicker John

The act of Sexual Intercourse

We he he, I got me some Snicker John last night!

by gunnbot January 27, 2008

John On Demand

A phrase to describe a person who tells you either the same story over and over again, or offers information that is both unwanted mind numbingly dull

Can also be shortened to J.O.D

I really don't care, you John On Demand Bastard

by Gazzab October 19, 2010

The John Oliver

Putting peanut butter on your ballsack and having a dog lick it. A dangerous or pleasurable activity.

Billy: how did you spend Saturday night?
Jimothy: The John Oliver.
Billy: TMI bro....

by JuanCarlosTaco July 25, 2016