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ninja jesus

An awesome ninja man who can use his super awesome ninja powers to tell people what to do. He can also walk on water, and Jesus is a very kickass ninja.
Ninja Jesus: Heeyah! Get me some -heeyah!- carrots!
Disciple guys: Yezzir.
by olli 2nd September 9, 2006
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Jesusville

Jacksonville, Florida, USA

The City Hall of Jacksonville Florida is at a location on Church Street from which if you go East you will encounter a row of 5 churches within 6 blocks, each church of a different Christian denomination. Right across the street from the City of Jacksonville's City Hall is First Baptist Church of Jacksonville, which has over 28,000 registered members, making it the third largest church in the second largest Christian denomination, but that's not even the largest church in Jesusville. In 2004, Jesusville had an estimated population of only 777,777 even though it is the largest city in America *geographically*. The actual shape of Jesusville resembles Jesus crying, with the tears forming Saint John's River. The St. John's River is one of the few rivers in the world that seems to go against gravity, flowing *away* from the equator.
It won't be long until Jacksonville legally changes it's name to Jesusville, then we'll get to see the ACLU throw a hissy-fit. :-)
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Jesus price

An exorbitant price quoted in response to an enquiry, often in bargaining situations in markets etc. where haggling is usual.

An over optimistic price quoted in the hope of snaring an unsuspecting buyer, tourist etc.
Said by the prospective purchaser to indicate that they know roughly what something is worth and are not going to pay over the odds.
Man standing in front of shop selling oriental rugs, shopkeeper approaches:
"How much is that one (pointing to a nice example)...but don't quote me no Jesus price"
by MoLincs August 10, 2009
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jesus titty fucking christ

When the son of god consensually fucks the titties of another man named Christ in public.
by victor kung October 30, 2010
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Pocket Jesus

A mini Jesus Christ, very simple. Blessing's in the front of ones pants.
by Tyler November 17, 2004
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jew for jesus

A Jew for Jesus is a person who was born and raised Jewish, but later on in life decided that Jesus was/is the Messiah.
by Alahna May 28, 2006
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Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ

A phrase commonly used by sunday school children when they scrape their knees, the phrase originated from the fact that Jesus and other sand niggers fuck sheep when they can't get laid.
Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ you Moon Belly you just spilt the bong water.
by Tom Ali August 21, 2006
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