Slow Jerk

A slow jerk is the term used when you think something is lame or stupid. It is usually accompanied by a slow jerking off motion.

Brianna: Sweetie, lets watch that new lifetime movie I saw an ad for!!

Rick: (while doing a slow jack off motion) Oh.. oh... Oh yeah.... what a slow jerk....

Slow Jerk by FirstOneToPukeDrives July 13, 2009

Mean jerk

He who is meaner than most daily.

Reid is mj2med; you are a mean jerk

Mean jerk by Jerkee October 31, 2011

Turd Jerk 

A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.

We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone

Turd Jerk by Mattimus87 June 14, 2011

Clean Jerk 

The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.

I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time.

Clean Jerk by phatbulldog October 5, 2011

Zirkle Jerk 

To gather every male of the entire current existing human population and have them jizz into a small body of water such as a lake; causing the body of water to become 100% sperm.

"Hey man, let's go Zirkle Jerk into Lake Victoria!"

Zirkle Jerk by Joshzirkle January 8, 2013

erkel jerk 

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of any three or more men in a circular formation digitally manipulating one another to orgasm and upon completion saying "Hee hee hee snort snort."

2. A circle jerk for erkel nerds.

Q: "Have you ever gotten really drunk and performed an erkel jerk?"

A: "God, I sure hope not."

erkel jerk by billebllunt January 19, 2014

Twerkle Jerk Shots 

Similar to twerkle jerking, but when a group of guys begins circle jerk. A man or woman gets in the middle of the circle. The perso in the middle twerks with their mouth open. The first person to shoot the cum in the middle persons mouth wins. The others then have to lick the cum off of the middle person. Once the middle person is clean the twerkle jerk shots have ended.

Yo jeff how was your twerkle jerk shots party at 7 PM on Suday?

Twerkle Jerk Shots by PeterThePloppingPiper February 25, 2015