Jaked

When somebody steals your personal possessions.

When you go on vacation when you're about to move and your roommate goes through your newly packed boxes to find your play station which you told him before you left that he couldn't use because you had already packed it.

Man: What happened?
Girl: Why's your play station out here? I thought you packed it?
Man: I did !!
Girl: Man, you have been Jaked. :(

by TonyDungy January 18, 2011

jaded

The most prominent term used from the most burned out DJs, party goers, clubbers and ravers from the 1990-2010s until present. Sometimes used to reference the charming memories of music, production, DJing vinyl records, amazing parties, or mysteriously waking up in a cuddle puddle grounded by 100s of other people who have no fucking clue how they got there 30 minutes ago either. Later as the "Jaded One" ages they willingly connect with others just as jaded as they are and laugh endlessly about their life experiences.

Examples:

"Hmm I guess that's why Jeff is Jaded?"

"Why is that guy just standing by that speaker in the dark corner the whole night?"
Reply: "Don't mind him he's just jaded."

by UberJaded Trancer March 4, 2016

jaeda

jaeda pisses her pants at the ripe age of 34

jaeda : yes

by jaedaissocool February 19, 2022

Jaded

Its a Neurological photography deju va disorder /condition where the injured person brain thinks every item in any photography is associated to them in some way. No one is sure what causes this but it seems to affect Guyanese zone 3 females more than any other ethnicity/gender.

Clive - hey look at this pic of my home in Guyana
Anita - thats my home

Clive - wth , i lived there all my life basically

Anita - the car in front, thats my car too
Clive - are you okay Anita? you're acting Jaded now

by Big BoB helping ya June 29, 2021

Jaded

Crooked Butthole

Ever since I had those carolina reaper pickles, ive gotten real jaded

by Jade Tea February 25, 2022

jaked

to be ripped off by someone without paybacks

That ho must have jaked my wallet while I was asleep!

by shane April 24, 2003

Jaded

The state of being paralytically drunk; speech may no longer make sense and vomiting is highly likely. You'd be very lucky if you remember your actions whilst jaded.

Omg if drink that much we'll definitely get jaded

by Jxde October 19, 2014