Jizz Jammer 

A female who while giving a male a blowjob or handy-jay shoves her hand over the head of the penis jamming the ejaculate back inside.

Damn dude, Becky is such a Jizz Jammer!

Jizz Jammer by MenAgainstJizzJammers January 16, 2014

jizz whizz 

when you have a wank and let it dry on the end of ur cock then try to piss whilst the girl sucks u off

get down and give me a jizz whizz bitch

jizz whizz by paulyjay89 March 26, 2008

jizz mat 

female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face

Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!

jizz mat by scrodum tazzer August 20, 2009

jizz maup 

sucking a huge cock

jizz maup and that horse

jizz maup by noah is sexy September 24, 2009

Jizz-bag 

To leave a used condom inside a person after sex resulting in a trip to A&E for it to be removed.

1. Dude I'm so tired, we were in A&E till 3.30 last night after I jizz-bagged this girl.

2. Less lip from you or I'll jizz-bag you later.

Jizz-bag by The jizzbagger March 14, 2010

jizz&tonic

+ non alcoholic drink mixed from human sperm(jizz) and tonic
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)

+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches

(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)

dave: hoe, give me now $47 for this blowjob and i wont charge u for this jizz&tonic

jizz&tonic by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods May 11, 2011

Jizz Everything

A game that consists of sticking another person to anything they wish. If you stick someones head to anything then it is considered a cum shot and you lose the game.

What are you playing? Jizz everything , wanna join?

Jizz Everything by Mr. Poopypants12343 May 30, 2011