Goonsmith

The origional source of this word has become forgotten (mainly due to excessive alcohol consumption) however what we are sure of is it's meaning. The term refers to a child who goes by the name of Anthony Greensmith. As you can imagine, describing him as a top class, straight up, grade A, class act, useless moron puts a large amount of strain on ones larynx, so a word was needed to allow a short sharp delivery, as opposed to a long babbling tirade. Using our immense wit and tact, we replaced the beginning of the childs name with the term Goon.

Anthony: "Hi, I'm Barry Scott. Bang, and the dirt is gone!"
Girl: "Get the fuck away from me"
Everyone: Haha, nice work Goonsmith

Goonsmith by Owen & Ed Collaboration September 7, 2006

gooning 

masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure, you either pair it with overstimming (cumming as much as you can) or edging (trying not to cum for as long as possible), there is not one way to goon, they all just have one goal; be consumed by your masturbation into bliss.

it is almost always (but doesnt need to) paired with porn or surrounds itself with porn- it is also known at bating.

i was gooning for several hours last night! im such a bater!

omg! yes! look at you serving cunt! you are such a gooner!

gooning by 3meitloml May 2, 2023

Goonah Jab 

To jab one's Goonah

Wow josh W. you Goonah jabbed your girlfriend

Goonah Jab by Woody13243 May 15, 2010

goonx egg 

Swollen lump from a major goonx, often on the shin or ankle, or on the elbow, where it would more likely be known as a swellbow or chimichanga. The sign of a ripe goonxegg is when you can feel the fluid filled pouch bounce up and down as you walk.

I'm only wearing one sock because the other wouldn't fit over my goonx egg

goonx egg by Urby Ambcock January 21, 2007

Goonicorn 

Having excessive consumption of goon or 'cask wine' for you fancy folk, on a regular basis, makes you a Goonicorn.

The diet of the infamous goonicorn legend makes it hunted for it's shimmering coat of duck fur and oil.

Goonicorn by Richo2d3 November 14, 2011

goonbating 

Drug-induced state of prolonged masturbation.

He was so high, he sat in front of the TV, watching porn, and goonbating til his dick was raw.

goonbating by Big Little Joe December 15, 2011

Goonorrhea

A state of mind in which the person afflicted wants to create as much chaos and disorder as possible. This may include various illegal activities such as violent crimes, drug-use (primarily hallucinogenic) and property damage.

“James and Haydon caught a bad case of Goonorrhea last weekend. They destroyed my whole house!”

Goonorrhea by Jay Of Earth February 29, 2020