Croatian flicker gooning is a sexual act consisting of using a cheap vibrating buttplug which will periodically zap your prostate due to its poor quality and its controlled by Nikola Tesla's spirit who is summoned via an ouija board in a forest near Smiljan (the place Nikola Tesla was born in) while you goon while chanting the words "Nikola, bless me, and I shall bless your birthplace with my seed".
"Dude, I heard you are visiting Smiljan in a month. Is that true?" "Yeah, im going there mostly to try Croatian flicker gooning!"
by YVLdoja December 4, 2024
Get the Croatian flicker gooningmug. As opposed to Sun Gooning, Moon Gooning is when you explode the head off a buffalo, skin an elk, then proceed to gut said elk. Afterwards, hang the corpse of the elk in a tree and take it's guts for your own. Lastly, you begin to goon and eventually cum into the elk's intestine, all while doing so under the native american moonlight. Doing so will draw the attention of the Moon Goon tribe leader, the Eagle Eye. This act of Moon Gooning will initiate you into the tribe if done properly and deemed worthy enough by the tribe members and the Eagle Eye himself. Once initiated, tribe Moon Goon sessions are overseen by a sworn in priest who administrates that the Moon Goon is being conducted in a respectful way that does not anger or upset the Goon gods. If ultimately done perfectly, a successful tribe Moon Goon has the potential to resurrect a phoenix. This usually includes a jelqer if one is readily available, though it is not required. Obtaining the knowledge of Moon Gooning immediately marks you as a potential Moon Gooner and you are now obligated to attend an initiation attempt. Refusing in doing so will result in death by the hands of the Moon Goon tribe.
"I'm sorry mother, but I have to leave to follow my calling in Moon Gooning. Now that I possess the knowledge, Moon Gooning is my way of life now."
by WiserWithBudweiser November 21, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. a goon rat is where a rat or hamster is used by the group to goon inside. Another name would be The groups hamster. If no rat or hamster is available then the closest ginger or goonable person is allowed. generally there is a rota to prevent goon rats being tired
person 1: Hey man, which rat's next on the goon rat rota
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them
by theJuanwhoknocks January 21, 2025
Get the goon ratmug. by JustYourAverageJay May 6, 2025
Get the GOONINGmug. The person you would see at school jumping the lunch que or trying to piss off teachers just for the fun of it. Just generally devoting their existence to piss people of.
"Have you seen Jack, he's such a goon"
"Yh he was banging on the staffroom window at break today and running round the corner when the teachers came out"
"Yh he was banging on the staffroom window at break today and running round the corner when the teachers came out"
by Mrgoon February 1, 2020
Get the Goonmug. by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024
Get the Emergency goon kitmug. A person which holds a master level of rizz towards the huzz. To call some one a Van de goon / er, means to say they have great charisma towards younger women.
by Jiggler3000 December 2, 2024
Get the van de goonmug.