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upper deck save

n. Use of the last flush of an unpressured toilet to remove unpleasant matter.

With most toilets, a reservoir sits above the main bowl. This reservoir fills at the time of the flush, and remains full (barring leaks) until again flushed. This reservoir is commonly referred to as the upper deck.
When it becomes necessary to make a deposit in the tank of the toilet, circumstances do not always allow for proper checking of water pressure. While a sink won't run without water pressure, a toilet will often allow one last flush. Use of this flush to remove an especially unpleasant deposit is reffered to as an upper deck save.
"I took a huge dump before I realized the water was out. Luckily I was the first in, so I got an upper deck save."
by Jordan Mills April 15, 2004
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Wreckin decks and gettin sex(aka: wreckin sex)

The awesome drink me and my friend concocted one night while watching law and order.

1 shot of rum(or whatever you feel appropriate)
2/3 cup sweet tea
3/4 cup cranberry juice
1/8 cup rasberry flavoring syrup

warning: don't smell or taste until all ingredients are added.

This drink is suprisingly good so try it please
Matt: hey what's up Ginny?
Ginny: oh not much, just sippin on my wreckin decks and gettin sex(aka: wreckin sex)

Matt: nice! You must be trying to ge laid tonight!

Ginny: you bet your ass I am!
by Dj drizzle ft buck nasty September 13, 2009
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deck change

In a card game, to bring in a new deck of cards, often by calling out "Deck change!" Some players do this for good luck.
Nobody was very lucky, so everyone called for a deck change.
by ??? June 1, 2004
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Swab the poop deck

when a pirate is giving anal sex to a captive
yarrrrr!!! I'll swab your poop deck!
by Derek January 14, 2004
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double decker

Urinating and defecate in the upper portion (tank) of a toilet bowl. Coined on Bitch Slap Radio.
"Man, I hate Miami Beach so much, I'm gonna take a double decker in every toilet there.
by E.D.M. August 17, 2007
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deck

(adj.) cool, hip, or trendy, what's in right now
man i was listening to cobra starship last night no one really knows who they are yet but man they're deck
by wholelottaquinn January 19, 2008
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Steve: What happened to your penis Jeff?
Jeff: I went to brown town last night to get some rock and wound up with a black and decker pecker wrecker.
by goatcheese June 12, 2004
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