Crumbs

Jealousy

She needs to wipe those crumbs off her face. If she wants to laugh with us then Bitch should join the convo. She's looking like the Cookie Monster over 'dere.

by KeezyWBaby December 2, 2011

Crumpet

Someone who is fat and greasy and leaves a big stain of grease on someone or something if she or she touches it.

Mei's sucha helpful crumpet she can grease my frying pan to fry eggs.

by FannyMay August 29, 2009

Crumbskin

A crumbskin is a small piece of food. Usually during lunch.

John " Yo dog i could get a crumbskin of those sun chips"
Jim " ya fo sho you chooch"

by Calder Alexander January 14, 2007

the apple crumbler

when you cum inside an apple and you give it to your girlfreinds mom and watch her eat it

this bitch was givin me lip so i gave her the apple crumbler

by spencer s August 7, 2006

crumpet

the derogatory word for the slit between a womans legs. on asian women this is called a crumpetttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!! and on the french it is known as a crossiant. some are pink some are brown and you even get the purple ones but all in all the all serve the same function and that is, anal sex.

man: can i butter your crumpet?
woman: if i can butter your rod
man: id like to see you try bitch!!!!

by xcczxczxc March 1, 2009

Tea and crumpets

Code word for having sex while you are on the phone and your mom is in the room.

Larry and I had tea and crumpets last night in an ally way

by Jessica S. March 27, 2003

Crumrine

Also known as the limp dick Cruminator. Someone that thinks he is never wrong yet he is wrong 95% of the time.

stop being a such a crumrine

by joan_gst November 22, 2006