cooter crammer

Colloquial term for 'marital aids' or self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

by anonymous May 25, 2021

cooter flute

Any object that a woman can insert into her vagina that may make her sing along in pleasure.

"Dude I caught her playing with her cooter flute yesterday!! "

by Choach Poacher May 27, 2021

Cooter Fruit

Kids. They are the fruit from a woman's cooter. Same as Crotch Fruit.

This restraunt would be a lot better if not for all these damn COOTER FRUITS running around screaming.

by Merkin Marauder June 1, 2021

Cooter Cuddle

When two girls are scissoring but fall asleep

“I was with Lindsay last night and we were scissoring, but then this bitch fell asleep. I was not tryin to cooter cuddle.”

by ScmellyZelly June 9, 2021

conternatual

When you take too much alcohol or drugs that you start to become immune to it.

“Elnna is conternatual to edibles.”

by Lb😎 June 19, 2021

cooterscooterslayer

a great mutual who is very entertaining & i love being their mutual its very cool i love him very much they use he/they/it pronouns :)

wow! cooterscooterslayer is so cool i wish i could be its friend
look! its cooterscooterslayer hes so cool!!

i love being cooterscooterslayers mutual they're awesome!

by mmavh July 2, 2021

cooterjuice

How much you sell your cooterjuice for?

Aubrey, how much do you sell your dress with cooterjuice for?

by Adultie July 15, 2021