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closet juggalette

a juggalette who is not open about being one, she still always has your back, and loves her family.
by Holly Matzz May 15, 2011
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Closet slob

noun, a person you would not normally tag as a dirty person because they put whatever is messy out of sight. For example into a drawer or closet where one does not normally look.
On the surface, Jenny is a really nice girl. But beneath her happy and bubbly exterior lies a closet slob so bad that if you opened her closet doors, there would literally be an avalanche of random junk.
by Crazybmws February 19, 2012
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closet cowboy

You're afraid of admitting to rooting for the Dallas Cowboys. So, you go overboard pretending to root for another team.
Guy at the bar, says go Tampa Bay!! But, talking Cowboys for 5 minutes prior. I say, wow what a closet cowboy!
by Kewihe March 14, 2016
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Cometrumpence

The consequences of voting for Donald Trump & Mike Pence.
If you vote Republican, you'll get your cometrumpence!
by doc brown July 20, 2016
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coeta

a girl who likes to live through the celebriteies she admires. might be jewish. might be lesbian. likes to butt dance like a ho. confuses the word specifically with pacificly. Is a vegetarian and gay rights enthusiast- doesn't like most ppl has lot of cats.
Everyone: Coeta drive us home
by Terri King February 24, 2017
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Closet Hoe

Someone who acts like they’re innocent and just your mans friend but down to fuck him the first chance they get behind your back.
Tiffany was my friend till I found out she a closet hoe.
by Iseeyoubiatch May 8, 2018
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Closet

Me and Cindy had 7 minutes in heaven in that closet last night
by Dubiks March 23, 2019
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