Cleveland

A city in Ohio. Also known as Clevelandtown. Under construction since 1868. Cleveland's economy is mostly based on Lebron James. Every citizen in Cleveland still uses payphones and has at least two DUI's. The water in Cleveland is so filthy that its rivers can catch on fire. Its main export is crippling depression. All the flats in Cleveland look like they're from a Scooby Doo ghost town. Don't stop or slow down in East Cleveland or you'll die. FUN FACTS: 1.Cleveland leads the nation in drifters. 2. Most of the food in Cleveland is prepared near the street. 3. Cleveland only has two buildings. 4. At least it's not Detroit.

Gentleman 1: What's that barren wasteland beyond the horizon?

Gentleman 2: That's a place where there used to be industry. But that was many years ago. That wasteland is known as Cleveland. God forgot about Cleveland a long time ago.

by Dr. Kintaro May 23, 2009

cleveland steam roller

when a guy takes a shit on a girls chest and then he rubs the shit around her chest with his ass

Man, I gave that girl a cleveland steam roller last night. You should see the shit all over her chest.

by italionstalion430 August 31, 2008

squeaky-clean wedgie

A combination of a regular wedgie and a melvin/frontal wedgie.
First the victim is given a regular wedgie then the attacker pulls the victims underwear up at the front- causing the underwear to be dragged out of your butt and up at the front.
This is repeated several times and usually by two people (one at the front, one at the back) pulling alternatly.

Note: The victim has to be wearing pants/trousers during a squeaky-clean or the underwear won't stay wedged in.

Also it should be noted that doing this to a girl is unbelievably painful and should only be done to someone who really deserves it

Once I was hanging out at my friends house and laying on her bed when she suddenly came up behind me and gave me a wedgie (my underwear had been showing) she picked me up by my pink panties then let go, then my other friend gave me a melvin and the panties ripped across my pussy and burned. Giving me a squeaky-clean wedgie

They did this about 10 times and I started to orgasm from it.But I got them both back in the night by putting them in jock-lock wedgies

by Year11er May 23, 2008

Clement

Sexiest mofo on earth with the most irresistable backside on the planet. Known to be reckless when partying and girls tend to fight over them. CLement's are basically the most awesome people in the world!!

Girl 1: Dude look at that guys ass
Girl 2: daaaaayummmm hes such a clement

boy: wish i had an ass like clement

by wedafukkinbest69 July 11, 2010

Clement Li

One who exaggerates all things to the highest degree. Exaggeration cannot pass this point, because it is at max.

* Player 2 scores 1 goal in a hockey game. *

Player 1: GOod game man!
Player 2: Thanks! Can't believe i scored 8 goals!
Player 1: wtf mate

by Wooten September 29, 2004

clesbo

"closet lesbian"; a girl that tries to hide her true sexuality by dating and hooking up with guys

"Hey did you hear that Sally does chicks now?"
"Yeah, I totally knew she was a clesbo"

by Weenermeyer November 15, 2005

cleanin di rifle

Jamaican slang meaning sucking a dick

that dawta was cleanin di rifle all night

by Sam Mooney May 3, 2006