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Christmas

The 359th day of the Gregorian calendar, or in the case of "leap year," the 360th day.
Christmas fell on December 25, 2019, and was the 359th day of the year.

Due to 2020 finding every possible way to suck, it was also a "leap year," so Christmas was on the 360th day on the calendar.
by JB9903 December 26, 2020
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Christmas Vacuum

A small vacuum used in a dorm room.
“I accidentally spilled my fireworks on the floor!”
“You can use the Christmas vacuum to clean them up!”
by diphenhydramine March 31, 2021
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Christmas Sneeze

A christmas sneeze is a wonderful tastesplosion of gravy and cranberry sauce through one's nostrils. A festive display for senses and crowds. Show you loved ones what a true holiday means with a christmas sneeze!
Donnovan : "Damn Clay, that christmas sneeze was INTENSE."
Clay : "Yeah Donnovan, Blanes really shot a big pot-load of cranberries and gray-gray out that schnozz."
by Tawny Rocklestein February 27, 2021
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christmas date

What a crackhead thinks a gay and a lesbian date is. (Because it would take a miracle.)
Crackhead walks up to a gay and a lesbian having a conversation. “Your Christmas date is going to be rad.”
by Self Checkoutsiders March 11, 2021
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Christmas

A question asked at every New Mexican restaurant.
Waitress at Garcia's kitchen: Are you ready to order?
Me: yes ma'am I would like the Chicken Fajita burrito smothered
Waitress: okay would you like that smothered in Red,Green or Christmas chile?
Me: Christmas please.
by 505Burqueña575 May 3, 2021
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Christmas Kayak

the Christmas Kayak is a duo that is chaotic and on a mission to destroy God. Everyone around them doesn't know if there dating or siblings.
Angels: RUN THE CHRISTMAS KAYAK IS HERE
God: OH FUCK I NEED TO RUM
by The Chaotic Demi God September 15, 2021
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Christmas Party of 2021

A party at the end of the horrible year of 2020 and 2021 to celebrate the ending of the 'Covid Year'. In this party we all enjoy and relish to celebrate the probable decline of COVID-19.
Hey Bro you coming to the Christmas Party of 2021?
by TweetTheOriginal November 23, 2021
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