Barney

Running away like a fat purple dinosaur

The cops are coming, im doin the barney.

by SkitzkID September 8, 2009

Barney The Dinosaur

Barney is a large purple dinosaur who loves kids so much, he gives them tons and tons of hugs and kisses. Parents start to get a bit suspicious about him as the series goes on. In fact, most parents are starting to think that Barney is a pedophile. Actresses such as Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato appeared in his abomination show. Parents believe that this is how he gets it on with little kids...

1. He gives them lots of candy

2. He lures them to his house (or wherever he lives)

3. He grabs them by their arms to his bedroom

4. He tells them something, like "Hey, (insert name here) I've got a present for you, but it's under my suit, so you need to fish it out"

So, the moral here is... if Barney is a pedophile, AVOID HIM PLEASE!!

Me: Hey, honey. You think Sarah should be watching Barney The Dinosaur?

Wife: Yes. Why? Is there something wrong?

Me: Yeah, I think he's a pedophile

Wife: Ohh, that would explain why he loves-on kids quite a bit

by JellyBean600 July 18, 2018

Barney

Another word for an argument of a fight

John and Rachel were having a Barney

by killerclown56 November 11, 2009

barney

a blue waffle on its period

dude i literally threw up when i heard what a barney was

by n!tr0 April 25, 2010

Barney

1) A purple dinosaur who sells drugs, which are in his tail, to little children.

2) A bot from half life who yells "AWWW CRAP INCOMING!"

whoah joshua! where did you get that cocain?

From Barney!

by Greencow67 December 10, 2010

Barnaby Barnage

Words to name twin animals, casually given out to them as a sign of respect.

Theres two turtles, Barnaby Barnage

by katoora September 27, 2007

Barney From The Simpsons Drunk

Being incredibly drunk, much like Barney Gumble from The Simpsons.

What'd you do last night bro? Oh not much, I just got Barney from The Simpsons drunk.

I was so Barney from The Simpsons drunk yesterday, I don't remember anything!

I could get Superman High or Barney from The Simpsons Drunk, hmm...

by BFochs715 July 28, 2009