Ed

A man who is very very punny. He makes puns all the time and he is very loveable.

"Hey Ed tell us a joke!" "What did the ear of corn say when all its clothes fell off? Aww shucks!" "Wow Ed that was so terrible it might be funny."

by Kris Humphires July 4, 2015

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The act of gifting someone furry feet on steam

*Gets a notification on steam for a gift*
Person: oh boy I wonder what I got
*Furry Feet*
Person 2: You just got furry feet-ed

by 420blazingmaster69 December 31, 2023

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Ed Boy

a deer residing on the wall in Uncle Toms cabin

Ed Boy was residing on the wall in deer form in Uncle Tom's cabin.

by poppinsdaughter February 2, 2025

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Also referred to as Aligs Niller, Alen Milk, and occasionally SCP-096. This guy is a raging drunk, racist, pothead who can’t control his temper around women with short hair. When looking at him straight in the face, he will grow aggressive and charge with no remorse for his victims. Asking him his favorite chocolate bar will usually get him suspended and his least favorite people on the planet are zang garfer, barg marking, and bryan hesch.

“Did you hear what happened to Dresden?”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”

by xAybann March 30, 2023

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