The Girth Scouts

A group of desperate teens with an incredible amount of girth but not length

“Jenna the Girth Scouts are here!”

by LilDongle February 28, 2019

Texas Nut Scoop

When you heat up an ice cream scoop until it’s red hot. Then scoop a mans’ nut sack off.

I’m gonna Texas Nut Scoop Brad when he gets home.

by Jizz Book March 7, 2019

Pulling a Scooter

When you disband the premades after winning 1 out of 3 games.

Jamesb was caught pulling a scooter after winning a 3-0 game against Mangogay.

by Lunanora March 17, 2019

Brianna Dawn Scovell

If you ever meet a Brianna Dawn Scovell you will run in terror like because she is the most flexible scary looking person you will ever meet

Brianna Dawn Scovell stop doing that your scaring the children

by Redneck dooface June 11, 2019

woop da scoop

woop da scoop

Wow, that boy just woop da scooped that cup of Chobani yogurt!

by kanerory0 June 22, 2019

get off scot-free

What da lecherous ex-Prez Willie C. managed to do **twice over** in the Monica Blewinsky case --- first, he was able to delightedly "get off" from Miss L's huge luscious smoochy lips' lovingly pleasuring his crooked wiener. And then when said sordid tryst "came back to haunt him" with a Congressional trial, he was able to "get off" without punishment, even though he obviously had done everything he'd been accused of. He was even able to keep his marriage intact.

I as a "common citizen" can get jailed for merely stealing a pack of gum, yet Bill Clinton didn't even get a slap on da wrist for majorly dallying with his intern (and who knows how many other women during his lifetime!), and he was a married man, to boot --- he could totally get off scot-free merely because he was da President at da time! What kind of convoluted nonsense --- not to mention an awful role-model for our nation's raging-hormones-steeped youth --- is THAT???

by QuacksO July 9, 2019

The Hot Scott

When your doing the misses doggie style and before you nut you shit in your hand. Before you Cum you spin her around and blow your load in her eyes temporarily blinding her. As see attempts to figure out what the fuck is going on throw your hot steaming shit in her face and watch it explode like a hand grenade! Be sure to yell “ Allahu Akbar” as the shit grenade hits her face.

For added effect consume large amounts of Mexican food before performing.

Bro Noodle totally gave his women The Hot Scott last night. Pretty sure she has PTSD now 🤷 ♂️

by The Hobbit King March 30, 2019