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by da massy man September 10, 2020

Dead Weighters

Gym members, often men (and in rare occasions women), who roam in packs and have loud conversations (on subjects ranging from women to beer to women). Often dead weighters will hold court near the section of the gym where the free weights can be found. They are often in good physical shape despite the average age of a dead weightier being 38. They are considered loud and annoying and intimidating to anyone outside of their peer group. More often than not, dead weighters will have an unexplainable close relationship with a aerobics instructor at said gym, with whom they flirt with shamelessly (despite that the dead weighter is often old enough to be her father.)

"Did you get to the Y today"?

"Yeah, but I didn't get to work on my hamstring because a bunch of dead weighters were hanging out on the Nautilist talking about car engines."

by JeremyJB July 3, 2008

weirf

When your shit is so liquidy it's like piss.
Like ass piss.

Alex: some dude took me to a private chat room
Alex: that's weirf

by Ass piss August 28, 2007

make weight

Taking a large crap.

Excuse me guys, i need to go make weight.

by C-Nut April 19, 2008

Banging the weights

Exactly like "hogging" or hooking up with a fat chick. My brother always hooks up with bigger girls after a few beers. He said he was going to bang the weights, so I assumed it was slang for chasing chubbies.

How'd your night go?
It was rough, ended up banging the weights.

by Sir Pukesalot March 5, 2011

weirdo with a beirdo

A person who is weird and has a beird. It's also a person who looks weird because of their beird, or a person who is weird and doesn't have a beird, but you want to add "with a beirdo" to your plain old ordinary "weirdo". It's from the movie Evan Almighty.

person 1: Look at that guy's beird!
person 2: YEAH! What a weirdo with a beirdo!

by Kate, littlemissSUNSHINE August 10, 2007

weight check

a verbal request and implied challenge to use heavier weight on exercise apparatus (i.e. a bench press or squat rack) in an over-crowded gym to gain sole usage of the respective equipment.

Tron walked into the gym wanting to bench press, however, all of the benches were full. Luckily for Tron, there was mad weak-sauce on one of the benches. Tron approached the low-life weak-saucer and issued a weight check. Having successfully lifted an exponentially larger amount of weight, the weak-saucer had no choice but to call off troops and recede to a corner to accept his shame.

by InsightD October 22, 2008