A noob tube is an under barrel grenade launcher such as a M203 for English and American guns or GP-25 for russian and german guns
by Noobers March 19, 2012
Get the Noob Tubemug. Someone who is so attractive that their mere presence supplies sufficient lubricant for anyone’s desires. Similar to calling someone a “tall drink of water” but the person is hotter, more sexualized, and much more lubricating.
by NTD is me February 13, 2021
Get the Tall tube of lubemug. "Did you see Dixie's boobs?"
"Yeah, they looked different"
"I think she broke her Boob-Tube.. Her boobs are hanging down to her belly button!"
"Yeah, they looked different"
"I think she broke her Boob-Tube.. Her boobs are hanging down to her belly button!"
by Ginjabrd November 21, 2020
Get the Boob-Tubemug. The TV that is at Jiffy Lube on the wall of the waiting area. No one is entertained by it. The remote sits in plain sight, yet no one dares to change the channel in fear someone else is watching it. Asking to change it is not an option because Mike, sitting on the other couch in white New Balances is on his Otterbox-covered iPhone 4S yelling at his son Timmy for being a lazy fuck and never getting off his Nintendo.
by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018
Get the Jiffy Tubemug. When you stick your flaccid penis into a empty (or full) corona bottle and get hard. This causes your penis to get stuck and the only way out is by breaking the bottle or cumming in your corona.
Guy1: dude my girlfriend made me do the corona fuck tube last night
Guy2: damn, how many cuts did you get? Or did you have to drink cumrona?
Guy2: damn, how many cuts did you get? Or did you have to drink cumrona?
by Abe2608 March 27, 2020
Get the Corona fuck tubemug. When partially withdrawing as far as your helmet from doggy position the Labium minus is inverted to form a sheath resembling a rubber steering boot, a toilet plunger or a section of tube sock.
by Niceone January 27, 2019
Get the Tube sockmug. by PeachesNAlex September 23, 2015
Get the Chocolate Tube Slidingmug.