When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.
1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”
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Hym "You see Piers Morgan had another Gender Studies Tomato-can on the show? God you guys are bad at that! You cannot defend your ideas at all. All the conservatives and/or conservative-adjacent media is doing is receding into solipsism and deflecting to the most absurd fringe of the people who accept of gender theory. Fuckin gender studies guy over there is like turtle on his back just floundering. You fuckin suck. You're not good at that. You're not good at defending any of your ideas. Your greatest champion is little squid-boy over there and he's not going to get the job done. He'll just ink poop, break even, and float away to bang pornstars. It's so much easier than you're making it look. I mean... Yeah, you're bad. Bad at the race stuff too.... Badbadbad..."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
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Get the cut these tomatoes mug.A 2019 thought experiment which points to the fallacies that unintended and unpreventable consequences bring into a system which evaluates virtue through traditional Benthemian Consequentialism.
It says much about literary critics' increasing ignorance of their own field that they can ignore Anagonye's Tomato Problem, which concerns the true nature and intentions of man, simply because it was invented by a television sitcom and not a philosophy textbook.
by o23gfh March 26, 2026
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2. Literally just landing on the floor.
2. Literally just landing on the floor.
To fall into one's tomatoes: "Yesterday I drank to much wine and whilst trying to get in bed I fell completely into my tomatoes."
by Jamie Potterhead December 14, 2018
Get the to fall into one's tomatoes mug.oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *
by talkplaymore May 6, 2023
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