Dirty Koehler

A blue eyed man with a large penis and a small brain.

Wow, now that looks like a Dirty Koehler

by Big Slapper October 3, 2018

Dirty Naruto

When man or woman eats your asshole out right after a shit but they must have ass air to recreate Narutos face whiskers.

We took this chick home last night and she let all three of us give her a Dirty Naruto.

by Ass2inmouth June 25, 2019

The dirty sandoval

Sticking ur Peter in a girls dirty trail

Its more then a mustache its the hole beard the dirty sandoval

by Ooof1999 July 18, 2019

Dirty Eclair

A Dirty Eclair is a soft serve animal poop that has dog hair (or any other type of hair) and dirt covering it. These are not a hard find if u are around animals frequently.

Guy 1: Dude look at that dead rat on the floor.

Guy 2: That’s no rat, it’s a Dirty Eclair!
Guy 1: Woah bro!

Guy 2: Bro!

by BootyScooty July 21, 2019

Dirty Mic

After receiving oral sex your partner leaves without cleaning off your cock

She left me sitting here with a dirty Mic

by King Mike Da Dom December 4, 2019

Dirty Almintoser

The sexual act of going nose deep inside someone's ass and blowing snot into it, then letting them defecate their load into your mouth. Works very efficiently when you have bad allergies or congestion and you don't a tissue to let it out in.

Jamila: So what kind of kinky shit you tryna do tonight?

Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.

Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!

by Zyeed April 19, 2019

dirty guacamole

When you cum in a girl's dirty ears and mix that shit around

Yo bro, that chick at the party last night had nasty ass ears, I gave that bitch the dirty guacamole and sent her ass home.

by PeanutButterCumDumpster August 3, 2019