technogeekaphobia

n. The irriational or unhealthy fear of technogeeks (the technology workers that create, control, deliver and support technology).

Symptoms include increased levels of stress and frustration when attempting to manage technical projects; high failure rate of technical projects; high turnover rate of technical staff.

Many managers become perplexed and exhibit symptoms of technogeekaphobia when their methods of management fail to work with programmers, developers and other technical creators.

by Pesto Peet January 11, 2009

Technoical

Technoical, someone who works as an electrician and also does technology (computer/communication related) work.

This person can also fix all appliances, industrial/commercial equipment
Q. What do you do for a job?
A. Technoical.

Q2. What's that?
A2. Some one who does electrical and technology (computer/communication related) work.

Q3. What do you do?
A3. I fix anything and everything that is related to electrical wiring to circuit boards

by TradieTrev December 30, 2009

TechnoBoner

When a person gets so excited about technology, or nerdy stuff that they get an erection/hard-on/boner from the digital lust of new technology. Usually related to new or unreleased technology, televisions, i-phones, zunes, hard drives (thats what she said), etc. When in a public setting the term Technoboner can be shortened to "TB" in order to hide your heightened state and preserve your dignity. . . Unless you have a huge erection in which case your screwed.

I can't believe how incredible this new Zune HD is with it's touchscreen, HD output, HD radio and intuitive software. Every time i use it i totally get a Technoboner.

by That guy Kyle November 1, 2009

technodouche

A technically educated person who, because of their extensive education and high IQ, is prone to use technical jargon but has no clue how to apply technology in real life situations.

Jim: "If Microsoft Word is not flagging a clearly misspelled word, is it because there is a patch that I need to download and install?"

Jane: "No, you technodouche, it's because you're typing in all caps."

by Fannebelt April 9, 2010

Technochondriac

A person who, after using the web to research a minor ailment, convinces themeself (because so many other non-medical professionals have spoken about it with such authority in their blog) that they now have a disease of major proportion.

Becoming a hypochondriac is so much easier now with all the technology at hand!

Bill has a toothe ache, so decides to look up the symptoms online. After reading several blogs about people with the same symptoms, he realizes that it's not a toothe ache at all, but rather a full-blown brain tumor, likely in its final stages. Bill, himself, is now a full-fledged Technochondriac.

by jeansy August 2, 2010

technoschmerz

Anxiety, depression, and hopelessness resulting from an individuals inability to keep up with the ever-changing landscape of technology, including applications, social media, and computers.

I am a complete technoschmerz

by Helena Green September 18, 2017

Technomediumship

Technomediumship is the idea about automatize mediumship, in other words, to create technology able to channelize spiritual beings and other spiritual things. Technomediumship is considered as one of the main concepts inside technodeism and extraphysicism. Since with technomediumship it would be able to search for spiritual beings and for spiritual live in an easy and measurable way.

"Nowadays, so many mediums are advocating technomediumship, because with technomediumship they would be able to completely automatize mediumship and finally be recognized as a spiritual group, besides have recognition by science and technology."

"Technomediumship would be amazing for robots, androids and transhumans be able to have mediumship in an amazing and peculiar way."

by Full Monteirism December 31, 2020