student lunched

The experience of enjoying a free lunch as a freshman, usually laid on by a local church or similar, only for it to be oafed up by a try-hard local hipster band "serenading" their audience and refusing to play at an appropriate volume for lunch, effectively forcing you to listen or leave.

Student 1: "Dude, we went to that free student lunch yesterday. My ears are still ringing thanks to that shitty hipster band"

Student 2: "You totally got student lunched, bro"

by I like My Bike November 4, 2011

Studdling

The act of studying and cuddling with your significant other. Can only be used when actual studying is accomplished.

I can't wait until Monday for our all day studdling session.

by Bearly legal February 14, 2014

Stud mcMuffin

When u see a large tempting male that exceeds 250

While at a weight watchers meeting I saw a stud mcmuffin

by Thefunkpolice November 4, 2014

Student Services

A place in your college where students go to wait in line indefinitely and receive no service.

First Year Student: "I'm going to go to Student Services to get information and help with financial assistance!"
Fourth Year Student: "Haha, yeah...good luck with that."
*6 hours later*
First Year Student: "MOTHERFU--"

by Mostly Joking February 10, 2015

stud muffinette

A Stud Muffinette is the female version of a Stud Muffin she is surprising in every way and is very accommodating

She is a right Stud Muffinette

by Essexmanuk September 15, 2016

Student

A term for Broke/Poor/Got no money bro.

feeds on noodles and 80p chewits (see poor person)

when given money, it is often spent on alcohol and 50p notepads

(refer to broke bruh-oak)

"Can I have £10 for Gas?"
"I'm Sorry, I'm a Student"

by studentpotnoodle May 21, 2016

Stud Muffin

A stud Muffin is someone who is a ripped dude at the gym who gets all the Pu$$y and gets laid like a chicken does eggs, 24/7. He is that one guy who has been liked throughout his whole school career and does more weight lifting and getting the ladies than actual homework, he is the STUD MUFFIN.

"Have you seen Brad lately? What a Stud Muffin, He is getting huge! Almost as big as his ego"

by SUBIBRO July 23, 2017