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shitty charlotte

A way better name to describe the shittyest band ever made. There all posers. See Avril Lavinge.
by cartman5000 July 26, 2004
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whip a shitty

To drive a vehicle in reverse and throw it into a tight spiral, where at least two wheels are sliding rather than rolling.

Compare doing doughnuts, which is to throw a vehicle into a similar tight spiral, but starting in a forward gear.

To do so strictly for the hell of it is not required, but generally implied.

Usually performed in an empty parking lot, blacktop area of a junior high school playground, etc., after a freezing rain or a large enough snowstorm to render the surface very slippery.
Brian and I took his old Chevy Nova out to the mall after the big snowstorm to do a doughnut and whip a shitty.
by JMike66 August 16, 2007
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shitty cookie

When you get a fortune cookie that gives you identical numbers for your lotto picks.
WTF! My lucky numbers are 5-15-25-30-25! What a shitty cookie!
by Hoof Hearted May 23, 2008
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shitty night

When your boyfriend/girlfriend walks in on you balls beep(balls deep in) your "real" partner and quickly realizes its their sibling.
"Dude I had a shitty night, Sandra walked on me, no thats not the bad part, it was her little sister."
by Ops604 April 15, 2009
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Shitty Grizzly

Is when you go bear hunting and you sneak up on a sleeping bear, hop on its back while you're naked. You then proceed to wake up the bear by sticking your rifle far up its asshole. Then while the bear is trying to get you off of it you squeeze out a quick terd and rub it all over the bear's face and run away.
I went huntin' this weekend man, I saw a good lookin mother bear, so I gave her a Shitty Grizzly before I killed her.
by yourjmother March 15, 2010
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shitty-fucked

combination of titties, shit faced and just plain fucked up meaning to have a good time and get really drunk. Have the full experience.
You ready to get shitty-fucked tonight at the club and try to find a ride home?
by Pwincess Gweta June 3, 2010
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shitty cricket

1. an inexpensive, unreliable, disposable cigarette lighter.

2. a dirty sex move where one rubs their legs together...and takes a shit.
Meghan:"man, i just have this shitty cricket lighter"

Kevin: "the shitty cricket? that sounds like a dirty sex move where you rub your legs together..."

Tim: "and take a shit!"
by Miley Cyrus is the Shit July 27, 2010
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