Hoppel snatch confusion

This is when you go down on a gal but pop right back up and say "I just cant". When asked whats wrong just play it off as your tired or not feeling good. Then go watch tv or sone other relaxing activity. Most likely the female will think its her snatch and be all frantic.

Man did you watch the Kings game last night?
Yeah i caught it from the second period. Fuckin had to put a Hoppel snatch confusion on Amy again.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023

snatch racket

The loud genital-related sex noises coming from lesbian neighbors

I couldn't sleep last night due to the snatch racket coming from my lesbian neighbors

by IRamble0n March 04, 2016

snatch banshee

The last screaming ride. No complaints were made.

That snatch banshee was so good I wish I died.

by Hyowasa December 28, 2023

snatch snaps

A much better term for crotch snaps, or shirts that button around the crotch.

Snatch snaps are making a come back and go perfect with your high waisted jeans!

by greggiegreg February 11, 2022

daddy snatching

The act of stealing someone's man or just simply getting a guy that has the potential to be called "daddy" to fw you.

We're about to go daddy snatching tonight

by Basicbitcht._ July 12, 2017

Snatch crackers

Slang for tampon.

I read the label on a pack of snatch crackers today and was surprised to see that it says unwrap,light fuse, and get away.

by Txhellhound January 15, 2023

Snatch cracker

When you fart so hard it vibrates your vagina.

Suzy just let a real snatch cracker fly

by turd urchin April 09, 2020