Smooth

Like butter hehe

Smooth like booooootaaaaaaah! 💜 -Kim Seok Jinnie (world wide handsome)

by pseudonym88888888888 June 2, 2023

Smbft

Suck my big fat twat

Samantha: my neighbor told the landlord they smelled heavy marijuana smoke, but I have a medical marijuana card. I probably still shouldn't smoke inside but they can SMBFT, I'll just open more windows

by Twat Face 1994 July 26, 2023

Smont

A person who can read small fonts on paper for screen without it hurting their eyes. To my knowledge, there is no work for people who can easily read small fonts; perhaps 10% to 20% of the US population, based on my co-workers)

1 - His desktop screen is filled with small icons. Because he is a SMONT, he has no trouble reading and finding icons.
2 - "Hey, smont, please increase the size of your document" (said during a MS-Teams meeting).

by Opentransfer August 5, 2023

Smooth

An expression referring to an action preformed successfully, seeming calculated or thought-out and without seeming difficult: usually referring to flirting and seen as an attractive trait in a person.

“Ahh! Look at what he texted me!”
“Wow he’s smooth”

by User47738 October 16, 2023

smoitey Peter

Often referring to the groin area of a male which is sweaty, oily and small.

He seems to be having a bad day

Why?

Idk he might have a smoitey Peter

by Negrophobicman October 24, 2023

Smoothshark

The act of intentionally saying incorrect information in order to bait someone into correcting you and then insisting on your incorrect statement in order to bully them because they "always have to be right" and because they didn't realize they were being baited.
May or may not result in misinformation being spread as well as an autistic person not understanding why you're laughing at them.

Person 1: Hey, man! Did you know that the Earth is flat?
Person 2: No it isn't. It was proven a long time ago that-
Person 1: No you're wrong. The Earth is flat.
Person 2: The Earth isn't flat, it's-
Person 1: Haha, get a load of this guy! He thought I was serious!
Person 3: Don't mind him. That was a Smoothshark statement. He thinks it's funny to bait people into correcting him so he can act like he's above everybody.

by Conrad Liquorboi December 27, 2023

Smohta

A trait for a person that looks like a gorilla with glasses ,eats lots of Macdonald's and chocolate and sweets and keeps smoking 🍃 non-stop.

That’s a crazy smohta anakit!

by Desert Bullshit January 7, 2024