schoo small 

A tiny dick.
Two inches of steel.

Sags claims the title of official schoo small from pravs.

schoo small by Wordup November 7, 2003

Specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker 

pretty much what it sounds like. but in case you can't tell, it is a string of words you would use when you are running out of insults, or just for shits and giggles.

i hate you so much you specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker

Specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker by megalabob March 9, 2021

small man syndrome 

When someone works their whole life to get a career, but fails whilst their peers succeed, and then ends up in a dead end job, usually contracts what is known as small man syndrome, which is where the complete failure takes out all of their aggression on those around them, who weren't responsible for their failures. The only one whose fault it is is the small man himself. For example, small men often like to try and act hard and smart by insulting people who they have authority over, even when they know nothing about them, and simply get information from a network of micro small men working under them. As soon as they are away from the small man they laugh at how pathetic he is and what a colossal failure he became. Small man syndrome in non-communicable, so don't worry about catching it (unless you area a failure). However, it is incredibly difficult to cure, and most of the time it is taken to the grave. Small men often like to get jobs in the police, security and teaching professions because it allows them to exercise authority on those beneath them without getting any backlash.

Small man: And you, thinking that you are going to farm your whole life, is an idiot! I have worked on 5 farms and they all went bust! And you, from what I have gathered, is just a complete fool who likes to get laughed at! And you have no respect for anyone!
(Small man tells them to leave)
Guy 1: Geez, what a nob
Guy 2: I know, what a Small man!
Guy 3: He clearly contracted small man syndrome after failing in his career!

small man syndrome by Phil Mi Groin December 7, 2018

It's A Small World 

THE worst ride in Disneyland and Walt Disney World. It ruins many a vacation, including some of mine. The ride is two of the three definitions of gay. Suitable for kids and babies under 8, unsuitable for anyone else.

Kid: I wanna go to It's A Small World!
Teen: Only an asshole would ride It's A Small World.

It's A Small World by NPChero August 16, 2009

World's Smallest Violin 

when you have no sympathy for a douchebag for a friend who insults you and them the next day his girlfriend tells them it's over and expects sympathy from you

Boy 1 "my girlfriend just dumped me "
Boy 2 you see this it's the world's smallest violin playing just for you"

World's Smallest Violin by big ginger 88 November 20, 2016

small small 

a tiny kitten. a cat kissy kissy. a cat who loves to pucker for pictures!

"damn gurl yesterday my small small took the best kissy picture"
or
"dayum small small get cho ass out tha winda!"

small small by mc chicken October 20, 2008

Small Town Saturday Night 

An extended trip to the bathroom for the purpose of defecation - i.e. taking a dump.

It's time for a small town saturday night. I'm gonna howl at the moon and shoot out the light.

Small Town Saturday Night by jolio February 28, 2008