Ryan Jones

thicc ass, but a thiccer DICK a real romancer and great dancer/ come shake that ass bbbaaaaabbbbyyyyyyy

"Did you see that guy in those tight pants"
"yeah that was a real Ryan Jones a$$"

by ryanslover69_420 June 3, 2018

Ryan Tan

Small Penis Big hairy ballsack

Omg your like Ryan Tan

by Dark king yandere October 23, 2018

Tim Ryan

The U.S. Republican Party's worst enemy

Tim Ryan: "I would like to clarify something. We're not trying to scare kids, this President's foreign policy is what's scaring the kids of this country! And why are kids believing this? Because it's the same people who told us Saddam had something to do with 911, the same people who told us Saddam had weapons of mass destruction, the same people who told us that we would use Iraq's oil for reconstruction money, the same people who told us we would be greeted as liberators and not occupiers, the same president who told us the Taliban is gone, the same President who told us Poland was our ally two days before they pull out, the same President who tells us Iraq is going just great, the same President who tells us the economy is going just great, the same President who told us the tax cut was going to create millions of jobs! The same president who told us the medicare program only cost 400 billion dollars! When it really cost 540 billion dollars! So please forgive us, Republicans, for not believing what your saying! Please forgive the students of this country for not believing what your saying! Not one thing that has been told about this war to the people of this country has been true!"

Republicans: I guess we suck at life, and politics.

by hybrid1989 December 14, 2008

Ryan Giggs

Simply one of the most majestic players to have graced the Premier League. His finest hour was undoubtedly scoring an amazinng winner for Manchester United against Arsenal in the 1999 FA Cup Semi-Final at Villa Park. Such a shame he will probably never play in a major international tournament.

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Running down the wing, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Can do anything, Feared by the Blues, Loved by the Reds, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs.

by PRIDE_OF_NORTH_LONDON January 19, 2007

Ryan

Person who naps all the time, showers, and eats.

Ryan holds doors open.

by Straightenerrr May 14, 2010

RYAN GIPSON

noun: A studly man who is honest, intelligent and quite romantic. Also referred to as Gippy or "knight in shining armor." can usually be found in Conshohocken or Circuit City. He is one of the most loving and moral males alive today. The name Ryan Gipson is also commonly associated with fun, laughter and never-ending conversations.

1.I had the best day ever because I had the pleasure of courting Ryan Gipson.

2. OMG is that Ryan Gipson? his girlfriend is so hot.

by bethani zev December 14, 2008

Ryan

A Ryan is the name of a person that is of the male gender. Ryans are well known for their bizarre views of how people live, Ryans typically have a hard time leaving their parental units due to codependency issues created at a young age. Ryans hold the highest percentage in relation to living at home until their thirties, they tend to be controlling and abusive to their partners and suffer from a serious inability to communicate in a manner becoming of an adjusted person. There is a disturbing side to Ryans being that they hold some strange fetishes sexually, Ryans tend to be in favor of wearing pantyhose and of thongs of both gender designations. They favor anal play by use of objects consisting of both food and sex toy's, Ryans will manipulate and distort to get what they want.

"Girl 1: Hey I just met this guy"
"Girl 2: Oh what's he like ? "
"Girl 1: he likes anal and wears my thongs"
"Girl 2: wow sounds like a carrot top flamer"
"girl 1: speaking of carrots you need shit to grow em...and Ryan loves a carrot in his mud slide"

by Randybobany January 30, 2017