Phantom phallus

The imaginary penis, a lesbian thinks with when she’s checking out women

That bird had a face like the elephant man’s ball bag! Mind you, she had massive bangers, long legs and dressed like a Trollope. Linda must’ve been thinking with her phantom phallus when she hit on that munter!

by Nuphagus January 4, 2020

Phantom pisser

A phantom pisser is a person who tends to piss on toilet paper, toilet seat and in the top water bucket of a toilet. The name phantom because no one knows who it is

No example as we do not speak or hear of the phantom pisser

by phantompisser August 10, 2020

Phantom X

-group of kinda cool guys on tiktok, one of them is antisocial and mean, and one of the be packing.

Phantom X is so radddd.

by adw.adassbay September 7, 2020

phantom fantasy

An elaborate story (or relationship) with an apparition or specter. an appearance or illusion without material substance, as a dream image, mirage, or optical illusion. a person or thing of merely illusory power, status, efficacy.

My "relationship" with him wasn't real, it was a PHANTOM FANTASY; we have never actually met in person, only talked on the phone and in text messages.

by CaliBeachGirl September 19, 2020

Phantastikgenrebegriffbücher

a german word meaning books that fall under the genre of speculative fiction.

Im Bücherschrank geht's Phantastikgenrebegriffbücher.

by it wath ich October 29, 2020

Phantomo

The feeling of FOMO (fear of missing out) during lock-down. You forget for moment that there is nothing to miss out on, so the feeling is like a phantom pain.

I feel like I should be at some party right now. But there is no party, so I must feel phantomo.

by Laurierdropje October 30, 2020

Phantom Scanning

The act of appearing to scan the NHS track and trace app, but not actually scanning it

So I popped into Pizza Express for a quick bite, and the waitress was like ‘you’ve got to scan the NHS app before sitting down’. So I take out my phone and appear to scan it, but in fact I’m phantom scanning it. No lock down for me, ha ha ha ha

by Misscriant October 31, 2020