get out of jail free card

giving head to avoid sex

"i was tired, i just gave him head, it's like a get out of jail free card!"

by cackilac February 12, 2008

out of your tree

1. Pissed as a fucking cunt.
2. Crazy, mental, weird.

1. "You were so outta yo' tree last night that yo' waz starting fights and shit."
2. "Man your'e outta yo' tree, get off tha fucking goey mate."

by Diego September 11, 2003

taken out of context

A use phrased by countless politicians, celebrities, and television/radio hosts to justify any stupid thing they ever say. While occasionally something is taken out of context, it is mostly ridiculous.

Critic: "How could you possibly claim that you want to rape and murder every single minority in the country?"
Douchebag: "I did say that, but it was taken out of context."

by JohnJF October 3, 2008

Digging Her Panities Out of Her Ass

A person who is not clean. A person that has a crack so nasty, their underwear sticks inside their crack, they they have to keep pulling and tugging at the bottom of their underwear to keep it out of their crack.

With all the money in the the 2010 election and the lies about her radical views on second amendment remidies for gun play against people that vote against them, Nevada Republican Senate canidate Sharon Angle is "Digging Her Panities Out of Her Ass" to show he as actually clean, when we all see how nasty she actuallty as is.

by gammarock November 1, 2010

out of the frying pan and into the fire

from one bad situation to an evern worse one

Last winter, the the country came out of the frying pan and into the fire as far as weather is concerned.

by The Return of Light Joker October 29, 2007

urban outfitters

Where rich 20-somethings go to buy overpriced clothing that will make them appear like they're wasting Mommy and Daddy's money on threads that will make them appear independent, intellectual, and poor. Basically the biggest hypocrisy ever. If you want to look different and on a budget, just shop around.

Melanie and her friends went to Urban Outfitters to buy a fifty dollar striped black and white t-shirt for the concert, while Chrissy got hers at a thrift store for $10.

by I like the Smiths April 26, 2006

out of wedlock

n. a phrase that indicates connubial or marriage benefits for male/female couples who have not married and are 'practicing marriage' out of wedlock.

Shi'Thead and Shi'Tisha often 'practice marriage,' live together for a time, and bring children into the world out of wedlock. There are no problems in this because welfare/US govenment will see the mother is well monitored during pregnancy, birth the child free, feed the child by issuing food stamps, provide for all medical benefits, and pay for the schooling of the child through college (Pell Grants). The mother receives a stiped, one for each child born out of wedlock. Everything is taken care of and life is wonderful. There is no limit on the number of children and couples often try for more children so they can get more money. So no wonder immigrants want to come to this country and live the good life and have everything taken care of by the government.

by Richard Black May 15, 2005