Macintoosh

Macintoosh

–noun

1. A person who owns a Mac computer and is an asshole because of it.

2. A shitty Macintosh computer.

George just bought a Mac. I heard he was being a Macintoosh to the waitress. He ordered a Venti, she gave him a 23 ounce beverage. He flipped!

by JackMalice September 25, 2010

Macintoshin'

The process of stealing your bitch/intellectual property with extreme amounts of wealth. Originally started by Bill Gates. The only other person to accomplish this is Our Lord Lil B, the Based God. He will fuck all your bitches and you will cry tears of joy.

You may listen to "Think I'm Based God" by Lil B for further reflection and reference.

OMG BASED GOD YOU'RE MACINTOSHIN' ALL MY BITCHES THANK YOU BASED GOD. SWAG. CHEF. SWAG TO 100 TRILLION. COOK LIKE ELLEN DEGENERES WHILE YOU FUCK ALL MY BITCHES, PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU!!!

by LoyalSubjectoftheBasedGod September 10, 2011

Mackinzee

The most wonderful person you'll ever meet who is smart, beautiful, talented, funny, sexy, attractive and amazing.

Girl: Have you seen how great Mackinzee looks today?
Guy: Yea she's so hot, I wish I had a girlfriend like her...

by That_one_dude_lalo June 9, 2017

Machine

A complicated system created for a specific job either manual or automatic.

Machine

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 5, 2020

Machine Gun Kelly

A music artist from Ohio who had a decent rap career and decent fan base, but ended up getting into a Twitter argument with Eminem, and dissing him in a song called Rap Devil, ultimately ending his chances of gaining any respect as a rapper after Eminem's reply, Killshot. He now makes rock music, and has featured many artists, including YUNGBLUD. He is best friends with Saturday Night Live actor, Pete Davidson. His name is often abbreviated as "MGK"

An idiot: "Machine Gun Kelly makes trash music"
Anyone with a brain: "And he still gets more views than you, Karen."

by Just Another No Name June 6, 2022

chrome machine

Refers to the weapon we call gun

Ayo, son, the chrome machine will delete, right here from your dome to your feet! So watch your tone.

by Blue Raven November 30, 2005

vending machine journalism

Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.

"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."

by pdobrinen October 17, 2009