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Lagging

The act of covering a toilet seat with paper so your arse does not touch the seat. Particularly used at Airports, Train Stations and on visits to Ireland
James: What's took you so long in shit room?
Nick: ah, I need to lay a little lagging first, someone had pissed on the seat :(
by Streaker30 November 9, 2009
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Urban Logging

Taking a outdoor dump in a public place in a downtown or suburban setting.
While walking to work, I noticed someone had been doing some urban logging on the sidewalk.
by Kaevo December 22, 2008
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leggie

the act of balancing one's body on a single leg.
Doing a leggie is as easy as peeling peas.
by uttam maharjan August 7, 2010
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X-Logic

A typical Christian BS excuse for anything that doesn't make sense.

Any Church reasoning that X-tards believe is of or relating to god that makes sense of an unknown variable.

Short for Christ-Logic,

much like X-mas is short for Christmas.
Example 1:
A person is in the Hospital, for some Heart Issues, they are going to have heart surgery. Either two things are going to happen, they live thru it or die.

Let's say they die, the X-Logic is that god needs them in Heaven for some divine purpose.

Let's say they live, then god needs them for missionary work on Earth.

Example 2:
A Buddhist Temple suffers damage from a Hurricane, X-Logic would say that God did the damage to their false idol ways, however when a Church burns down or gets obliterated by a storm, the X-logic suggests that god is testing them or Mother Nature did it, but never god.
by Black Plowman October 8, 2011
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whore logic

When a guy backs out of plans he made with his buddies in order to spend more time with his girl. A concept that is generally unacceptable except by someone who is as dumb as a stupid, stupid whore.
"Sorry you guys, I'm going to have to head out early. My girlfriend wants to go to a movie tonight."

"Aww, come on man! That's whore logic!"
by somerandomguy59 February 5, 2010
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Loggy

its when u pretty much get fu*ked over or screwed
When you go to a school and then you find out you cant play hockey after you have been to a month of practices and u have to stay with sprinkles
by Muscles October 13, 2004
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golden loggie

otherwise known as a "mudcake" eg a very messy stool.
Look at the golden loggie marc left in the dunny!
by Silver September 4, 2003
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