Finger Baby

When you finger a woman so well that it gets her pregnant.

Annie got finger blasted so hard that she's pregnant now. The doctor said it' a finger baby.

by Chumpy12335 November 17, 2019

finger penga

The act of sticking your finger up the arse of a stuffed penguin toy.

look mom, finger penga!

by de-pube July 22, 2021

finger

The thingys on my hand that I have 10 of (in total). They're also useful for typing, as I probably wouldn't be typing this definition without them.

I've also occasionally seen this term used in a sexual manner (especially in a joke involving an exposed pedophile who goes by GuitarHeroStyles)

"I love fingers. I can use them to write shit, type shit, play video games, and do my stupid homework."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

shitty fingered old hag

a term used to describe the old woman who makes it her duty to spoil peoples fun

just mind your own business you shitty fingered old hag

.....then the shitty fingered old hag went and called the cops,so we had to split

by jamma-dee September 3, 2006

two finger award

An act of congratulating a man when a person has discovered that he has had sexual intercourse the previous night.

This act is practiced by holding up the index and middle finger, then tilting your hand to the side.

Frank: I heard Ryan banged Ally last night!
Greg: I know bro, I gave him the two finger award!

by MAC36 December 11, 2007

Two Finger Dessert

Meaning to induce vomiting with two finger down your throat after you have (binge) eaten. Aka-Bulimia

Did you just go give yourself the two finger dessert?

by Agent42 June 15, 2010

Two-Fingered Poopchute

After girls poop, if there's a piece still stuck in there that can't be pushed out, she can put her fingers in her vagina and push up into her colon and it'll come out.

Janie had a piece of shit that wouldn't come out so she gave herself the old two-fingered poopchute and out it came!

by igitdude October 12, 2011