eat a bag of dicks

A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.

Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."

Juni: "I got that star."
Marcus: "Eat a bag of dicks."

by Neonatrias November 1, 2009

EA Sports

It's in the game. Now give us your money

EA Sports is bad for your mental health,seriously don't play their game

by Bonehead5000 July 11, 2020

Eavesdropping

Secretly Listening to other people’s conversations.; getting into people’s business.

When my friend is Eavesdropping on my teacher, he says Carter! Do you ever LISTEN?!

by QuakeSplash26 February 3, 2019

Ease my body

A slang from mostly the Caribbean. It means to relieve yourself by passing gas/farting so that you would feel better, It also means to release any unwanted waste from the body so that you will be relieved.

Hey, bro l am feeling kinda gassy and bloated can you excuse me to ease my body?
That burger went through me can l use the bathroom to ease my body?

by Slapstickity March 7, 2023

shining east

To be curious about gay anal sex.

You could tell the new guy was shining east by the way he looked at other men.

by Frutti Tutti June 13, 2016

Low, Slow, and Easy

Slang for ditching an airplane in a body of water, a la Sully Sullenberger.

"If I'm impacting the ground in an airplane, that's not a runway, I think Low, Slow, and Easy should definitely be a saying."

by DjangusRoundstone October 28, 2018

sloppy earl

A sloppy Earl occurs when one is performing ass to mouth with a hot chick. Then having ones tongue in to deep, she shits in your mouth

Tyler: Hey Todd! Did u bang Teresa yet?
Todd: I tried bro. I stuck my tongue in her butt, next thing you know she frosted my throat with a sloppy Earl.
Tyler: Too bad homie. Same thing happened to me with your mom last night.

by Friarsoul March 5, 2019