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Dirty Puma 

Dirty Puma is an espresso drink you may get from a barista to whom you have been rude, or whom you have otherwise mistreated. Barista shoes are often stained with the color and flavor of many spilled shots. Because of this, the slighted coffee-maker may justify the otherwise immoral action of pouring the rude-lingers shot through the said "Dirty Puma" tenny-runner, by concentrating on the unique essence and custom java drinking experience bestowed upon this deserving party.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.
Patron: So... do you think you make me triple layered soy half-caff carmel macchiato with non-dairy whip?
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?

Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!
Dirty Puma by flashsync007 March 28, 2011
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Dirty Bidet 

When you go poop, and the turd splashes dirty toilet water back up in your butt hole.
Dude, I just took a dump and got a serious dirty bidet!
Dirty Bidet by ApologeticKid August 13, 2011

Dirty turnip 

A name for the Australian five dollar note
Damn, all I have in my wallet is a dirty turnip, I've got to get rid of it. No one likes a dirty turnip!
Dirty turnip by Sydneysider11 September 25, 2011

Dirty Oil Rig 

The act of pouring vegetable oil in a girl's anus and pumping it out with your penis. Depending on the girl it might come out a little dirty!
Person 1: I heard you Dirty Oil Rigged Chelsea last night

Person 2: Yeah I struck oil. It made a huge mess and her parents were pissed.
Dirty Oil Rig by DoubleD22 January 2, 2012

Dirty Juandom 

The act of performing oral sex on a man while he's sitting on the toilet
She gave him a dirty juandom while he was sitting on the toilet
Dirty Juandom by Lmj June 18, 2013

Dirty rotten onion 

Someone who likes to sleep with multiple partners. A slut. Onions have layers (sluts get laid a lot by... layers).

Dirty Thurston 

The act of walking by someone and farting. Also known as cropdusting.
Mark just ripped a dirty thurston and cleared the room with the smell of rotting tuna fish and broccoli... God help us all!
Dirty Thurston by Jerry jamm May 21, 2015