dick

1. male part of body that hangs between legs
2. sounds good in front of everything if pissed of or angry
3. used to describe people as an asshole

1. check out my dick ladies
2. fuck shit dick cat
2. hey you little dick shit im gona blast you
3. that guys a fucking dick

by cash master June 21, 2009

bigfoot's dick

used to describe an incredibly awful smell.

Ewww....jesus....that fucking stinks.....it smells like....it smells like bigfoot's dick!

by tttruck February 18, 2005

Dick Fight

Although it is clearly a homosexual act, there are those who consider it the ultimate extreme of male bonding.

A Dick Fight is basically when 2 men stand in front of each other naked. Both men put their dicks together and begin rubbing(grinding) their dicks against each other.

The man that cum's first is declared the loser while the man who didn't cum is declared the winner and the owner of the stronger dick.

If both men cum at the same time it is declated a draw.

Brian and Mike Dick Fight 2 or 3 times a day but neither of them ever win. Its always a draw

by Romeo D'Casanova June 7, 2011

dick

an obnoxious, uncooperative and dishonest person

k#y accused his co-worker as being sinister and bitesome as a cobra? what a fucking massive dick he is!

by it is not your business July 23, 2019

Dick Puncher

A man who punchs his own dick in the belief that it will make it strong and virile, and also to assert dominance over ones own dick and to teach it who is boss.

The act of dick punching involves cupping the dick in one hand and punching down on it with the other. Usually some form of flavouring is poured on the dick prior to punching it. This may include (but not limited to) salt, pepper, tobasco sauce, "The Black Scot" whisky, etc.

Dude 1: Hey, WTF is Sam doing over there?
Dude 2: Oh that - he's a dick puncher
Dude 1: Why the fuck would you punch your own dick?
Dude 2: Fuck knows

by The_Black_Scot November 22, 2009

Smoking Dick

now you must’ve said or done something extremely stupid for someone to say this to you.

that bitch must be smoking dick to think i’m finna accept her follow request after she tried to fuck with my ex.

by Baddiewithafattie46 April 29, 2020

dicey

Risky looking and dubious. Most likely dangerous.
The dice implies you are taking your chances.

"That is one dicey looking piece of chicken"
"That road has some dicey bends on it"
"this bar is lined up with the diciest looking tramps I ever saw"

by Container October 12, 2003