Cold Blood 

The act of confirming that someones insult directed towards you or a third party is of high caliber.

Martin: Daniel, Wesley Snipes called, he wants his hairdo back!

Daniel: Cold blood, CB, CB, CB!

Cold Blood by McBarfz November 23, 2010

cold snap 

Said when one has witnessed a diss that is executed exceedingly well, without retaliation from the person who has received this massive insult.

Jenny: You're a filthy whore.
Danielle: Ouch, cold snap.

cold snap by dinkel January 16, 2009

cold rock

An attack; an unprovoked, violent blow, usually to the head.

I'm gonna cold rock your ass, doggie.

cold rock by CBosse July 27, 2006

cold turkey 

What your dinner tastes like before you cook it

Turkey tastes better warm than cold

cold turkey by claustrophobic chicken February 3, 2005

Cold Cuts 

A fun nighttime activity. Under the cover of darkness a man or woman sneaks into a morgue with a shoehorn, white mask, and a tuna grinder. Only after finding a deceased woman can the wild sex begin. The shoehorn is only necessary if the corpse’s pussy has become too stiff for penetration.

“Can cold cuts give cold sores?”

Cold Cuts by Nob April 28, 2004

cold one 

Strong Bad's favorite beer.

"A hot one isn't a cold one at all. A warm one's... almost a cold one."

cold one by Luigi February 24, 2003

cold shower 

When your taking a shit and cold water splashes onto your asshole.

I got a cold shower at Arbys once.

cold shower by ed$ February 7, 2005