horizontally challenged

The inability to get laid.

Condoleezza Rice is so horizontally challenged, it's not funny.

by Assweepay October 1, 2005

Chalie

Pronounced (Ch-ahh-Lee)
Meaning: All good, copacetic

1. Guy1 "hey bro! did you get the job?" Guy2 "you already know boy, Its Chalie"
or could be used in a way to defer yourself from something.
2. Guy1 "ay you going to that party tonight?" Guy2 "Nah its koo, im Chalie."

by Deluv June 1, 2009

Challenge Coin Tasks

Challenge Coin Tasks are the things you have to do to fulfill your obligation to the cadet who gave you the Coin. Mine was to ask each cadet in my graduating class if I could suck their dick and swallow their load while I jacked off and blew my load.

When I go to the cadet showers every morning, I look for guy's who haven't taken care of their morning wood and are walking around with raging boners. Then I fall to my knees in front of their hard-on -- they usually say "go for it!" - I do and complete one of my Challenge Coin Tasks!

by USAF Cadet January 15, 2021

judith chalmers

A phrase used in polite company as an exclamation, as an alternative to "jesus christ!"

Judith Chalmers! Did you see that?

by Mugwuffin April 17, 2006

directionally challenged

A downright fangirl obsession with the band One Direction to the point of seriously pissing off everyone around you.

Girl 1: Taneesha is being so annoying! She is fangirling over One Direction and won't talk to me because she just wants to listen to their "hot sexy voices" !!!!!

Girl 2: I know. She is so directionally challenged.

by heirloom-twinkies August 6, 2012

Calmels

An old hag of a teacher. Attacks her students and is fairly illiterate.

Damn, I failed my exam. Well its not my fault my teacher is a Calmels.

by DorvalHaters May 18, 2010

cockwaffle challenge

A challenge given to someone to use the word cockwaffle 11 times in one day. However, they cannot use it to describe someone, it must be used as a direct insult to someone's face.

The winner of the cockwaffle challenge generally gets something out of it.

Louisa: "Yo, guys, Zac gave Cameron the cockwaffle challenge today. It's gonna be sooo good"

Guys: "Oh lord, here is goes"

by Southsidex3life December 23, 2007