A phrase created by the famous YouTuber RayWilliamJohnson. Ray reviewed a viral video in which the entire footage was of two very angry camels sitting inside a tiny car. There was no context or explanation given in the video for what was going on. The video was literally just "2 camels in a tiny car", a seemingly inexplicable phrase that is so bizarre there is no explanation for it. Therefore, it is said to automatically win every fight or argument, particularly against trolls. It has gotten so well-known that someone even made a Twitter account for the phrase, and got its place in the 'know you meme' website. Amazingly, this phrase was only invented on January 24th, 2010, a mere three weeks from the posting of this entry.

Note: This entry is a revised, expanded, and corrected entry posted in response to someone who posted similar information under "2 camels and a tiny car", which was incorrect.

Troll: "A mac is better than a PC!!"
Ray: "Nope, 2 camels in a tiny car."

Troll: "Star Wars is better than Lord of the Rings!!"
Ray: "2 camels in a tiny car."

Troll: "Nickelback is the best band ever!!"
Ray: "2 camels in a tiny car."

Troll: "Rosie O'Donnell has a penis!!"
Ray: "2 cam- ... you know, I'm just not gonna argue with that one."

2 camels in a tiny car by mrypen February 17, 2010

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calmela

Spanish-Mexican slang which means to "calm down".
In proper Spanish grammar, it literally means "calm her down". But it can be used to mean to calm anything down.

Say there is an argument, but one person is calm while the other is talking loud. The calm person will say "Calmela!".

calmela by Balano November 17, 2004

Two Camels in a Tiny Car

A phrase coined on =3 from a viral video of two camels... in a tiny car.

The phrase is just bizarre enough to win every argument ever.

"We're having pizza for dinner."
"No, we're getting chinese. Two camels in a tiny car"
"Okay"

"Watch out for that squaids, man."
"It's all good. I've got two camels in a tiny car."

"That's lame. You're a fucking moron"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"You win."

"Cause I'm in your house every night doin' your mom"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"Shit. You got me. Tell mom I said hi."

Two Camels in a Tiny Car by Mayteana February 1, 2010

Two camels in a tiny car

The response that just may be bizarre enough to win any argument ever.

A Mac is better than a PC. Nope, two camels in a tiny car.

Two camels in a tiny car by Unknown1111234 February 2, 2010

camels toe

where a womens pants pull up between the vaginal lips, causing a "W" shape or "camels toe"

camels toe by fer September 9, 2003

camelsack

When you can see a guys ballsack or penis through his pants

Jon- Hey, you have a camelsack

Bob-Oh shit, its probably from these skinny jeans

camelsack by Big_Bob222 July 22, 2010

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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