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An old hag of a teacher. Attacks her students and is fairly illiterate.
Damn, I failed my exam. Well its not my fault my teacher is a Calmels.
by DorvalHaters May 18, 2010
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A pesky blighter that roams the desert in search for camels to eat.

Half camel, half human - the calmel back is very fragile and cannot be ridden. Even the slightest of insults could “break it”
The straw that broke the calmels back m8
by Dr8balls October 24, 2017
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