Chalmentia 

An STD that you have contracted and do not know where you got it.

It burns when I pee and I can’t remember why. I must have Chalmentia.

Chalmentia by Dave1795 October 28, 2020

chalentis 

A type if fish that only eats human intelligence. They also pee out of their gills.

chalentis Is weird...

chalentis by young rat asscakes August 11, 2020

Chatmenting 

When two people who are both signed on to Facebook have a continuous conversation or argument via status comments instead of using IM.

I checked my updates on Facebook and found I had 23. I guess Tim and Jake have been chatmenting on my status all night. There's over 30 posted comments!

Chatmenting by SADEN February 4, 2010