Coffee Boy Complex

When an individual does not fit under the category of an “e-boy” or a “fuck boy” but rather fits in the middle of both categories.

“Paulie, you straight up have a coffee boy complex (skinny jeans, loose fitting solid color shirt; typically a dark color, “artsy glasses”, longish hair, and sometimes a beanie).”

by lyd&han June 16, 2019

Coffee

Something people drink to activate their inner intelligence, also to be harassed about how much cream and sugar they put in it.

"Hey Cam, Want some Coffee with that cream?! HAHAHAHA!!"

by Lee_Harvey_Oswald October 23, 2019

Coffee with everything on it

A coffee of any size, with one sugar, one cream, one sweetener, and one milk.

Anyone want something from Tim's? Ya, get me a medium coffee with everything on it.

by Red DUKE October 23, 2019

Coffee down the pants

Getting arrested or getting charged with a felony

Ah man I got a bagel in my ass and coffee down the pants for going 50 over in a school zone.

by Homosexuasaurus November 2, 2019

Coffee

Aka Brown morning potion.

The substance that prevents mass homicide and keeps humanity alive

If I don't get coffee, all of yall are gonna die

by MayaGreensleeves11 November 16, 2019

Coffee

invented by johnny suh's dad

johnny: My dad knew I liked beans
So like he was just playing with beans
He dropped it, and then he dropped it on the rock
And then it slid, and then hot water started pouring
And then coffee!

by ghfvtjtjfrnchtukkdhi January 2, 2020

cafafee

A pet fish that recognizes the alphabet

Man: My son really wants a cafafee, and you're telling me it's not here?
Petshop Owner: That's because it doesn't exist.

by TheWayfayer January 11, 2020