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Aka Brown morning potion.

The substance that prevents mass homicide and keeps humanity alive
If I don't get coffee, all of yall are gonna die
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Pfft... What friends?
My friends are non-existent
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The thing that is trying to destroy me and everyone else
Life is ruining my existence
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What I wish I had
I have no friends
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