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Brandon Envy

Wishing to have created a phrase like “Let’s Go Brandon” which refers to media and politicians who tell you what you distinctly see and hear is not true. They then go on to give a dishonest altered explanation which is clearly false.
by MeWebster November 2, 2021
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brandon moment

when someone is in the perfect situation and the opportunity of the best possible thing pops up and you still fuck it up.
you lost your scholarship? you pulled a brandon moment.”
by eatdapussy999 April 16, 2021
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Brandon Bearer

Very flirtatious but absolute shit at getting the bitches. Has nuts that sag past his ankles, has to drag those fuckers around like hes walking a dog. Has a sister who just so happens to be a babe. And his dad has a juicy ass. Continues to crush on girls with the names Haylee and Mikayla but is so far unsuccessful.
Did you see that guy's nuts in that porno, he looked like Brandon Bearer.
by TommyTwoChromosomes69 December 20, 2017
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Brandon Badcock

Is often a bot at fortnite and other video games.He is not that smart and is a bad person.
by Bill neye December 23, 2018
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Brandon morin

He is the most perfect guy you could ever meet. He has absolutely no flaws, what so ever. He is funny, caring and sweet and super adorbale. He is so lovable and honestly just the best and there r no exact words to give him a description as perfect as he is.
That guy is almost as perfect as a Brandon morin. Almost.
by Celery man January 22, 2018
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brandon white

After a few beers, you have a hankering for male genitalia
I definitely felt myself turning into a BRANDON WHITE last night after we slammed down that case of beer
by Real BS April 11, 2023
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